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We must have been in the same class! (I wasn't that pupil, btw.) He also used to stand on your toes, putting more and more of his weight on them until you... well, actually, I don't quite know what his aim was. It's not like pain suddenly made you better at maths.

Let's just say he wouldn't have got away with it these days! Speaking of things you wouldn't get away with these days, did you ever have Mr Armstrong for maths?

I mean, it's not quite Skippy Sunday funny, but as my boss is a Hibs fan it's certainly made my day

The most predictable outcome ever. Still, it would have mattered not one jot with Dundee getting a point. I'm happy just to f**k Hibs over at the death!

Both those errors worked in our favour, as it happens, but they can still fire VAR into the sun as far as I'm concerned.

Thing is, it's not just our club. I could live with that, having seen us play even worse at times over these many long years. And at least we haven't been relegated, unlike Hibs, Hearts, Dundee, Dundee Utd etc. However, the whole league is now an increasingly bad joke - I mean, how can we be THIS bad this season, and still be above so many other teams? The general quality is in the toilet, "entertainment" is often non-existent (thank heavens for KVV last season) and the spiral is indeed ever-downwards, I just can't see any light at the end of this dismal tunnel.

Jim McMahon To Step Down As Chairman

Alternatively, just get Celtic & Rangers to fuck.

I don't expect him to start, or even feature, but Butcher is back in contention for this game according to Kettlewell. He's also expecting Biereth to rejoin the squad next week with his recovery tracking to plan exactly as expected. If we can tighten up what's already a fairly decent defence, and reintroduce what looks like a genuine goal threat up front I'll sleep a lot easier.

You may be thinking of Gorgeous George. Which is, in itself, quite worrying 😮

He's very recently had a new baby no hint of anything else AFAIK.

Schadenfreude.

At current prices, that's somewhere just under £4.5 million. Optimistic, but a good opening point for negotiations 😆

Indeed. There was no actual intent there, granted, but he's still managed to get his boot up to a height that Bruce Lee could only dream of.

What the actual **** is that lineup?