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Deimantas Petravicius currently playing against Cristiano Ronaldo.

‘We’re 2-0 down gaffer, they’re running over the top of us in the midfield and we look like we won’t score this side of Easter because there’s no creativity in the whole side. What are we going to do?’ ’Get Alex Rodriguez-Gorrin stripped’.

‘Begorra, begorra, Guinness, potato, go on , go on, go on, to be sure’.

A debut for Mbulu at 7 fucking 1 down at Ibrox. Poor bastard.

I’ve heard reports that Elliot Frear came on today. Can anyone confirm this?

Loved Chris Humphrey. I’ve never seen a player take a roasting like he gave Danny Grainger against St Johnstone one night, he was great.

I really like Stephen Robinson, but for him to suggest that Main and Bowman were excellent tonight leads me to believe that he may be on crack.

Campbell proper leathered that third goal. Excellent stuff.

I enjoyed Scott McDonald on the radio last night describing Peter Hartley’s comments as “idiocracy”.

Kyle Lafferty to score the winner you say? Sounds about right, aye.

I know we’ve been pretty pish this season so far, but I didn’t realise that losing to us was a resigning issue.

This is pretty spot on. The thing that I found amazing was the space that the Hibs wingers had when the ball was played to them, yet Frear was stood next to his marker every single time the ball was played to him. Johnson got more joy because he was running at the centre backs instead of Sammon or Main trying to fucking out-jump them while not actually looking at the ball. Ambrose might be shite, but he’s massive and doesn’t miss much in the air. Robinson just didn’t address any of the problems right through the game and we only started to look decent because Hibs were 3 up and strolling about saving themselves for their European game on Thursday.

Treble.

Conor Sammon 1 - 0 Queen of the South/moany fuckers in the Motherwell support.

I shouldn’t have looked in here.

I hear Tony Watt scored against Barcelona once.

Best opening fixture.

James Scott, Luke Watt. Youve got to have a system.

Fuck off have we only got a 5/10% chance of winning. I’ll be chucking a wad on us at 10/1, those odds are absolutely daft.

Scott McDonald has been utterly howling for Dundee United tonight.

Do we win the McEwan Fraser Legal Manager’s Jumper Cup for this season?

I see. Well I’d just like to put it on record that I think Hendry is rotten.

Don’t think Celtic need to be ‘slightly off it’ really, they’ve been average all season, or since the turn of the year at the very least. That defence of theirs is horse shit, and they haven’t had to properly deal with Curtis Main yet. I think he’ll have a field day against Ajer and Hendry.

Pray for Kieran Tierney.

I’ve got a right bee in my bunnet about the post-split fixtures favouring the Old Firm (like plenty of other folk, probably) but one thing in particular does my nut in when I even think about it. When Rangers were out of the SPL/Premiership the league had four years, FOUR YEARS, where they could have given Celtic the unfavourable set of home-away fixtures since they were winning the title at an absolute canter anyway and they didn’t. Then, when Rangers came up and were utterly miles away from any sort of title challenge on account of being utterly pish, they could have done likewise but didn’t. These things would have at least attempted to create the illusion that there is a fair system in place for how fixtures are dished out. I mean, we all know that the authorities couldn’t give a flying fuck about any other teams, but this sort of thing just confirms it beyond any doubt. We’ve been shafted on 2 (3?) occasions and just basically been told to suck it up. This year it’s Hearts and Killie. On Sportsound the other day that dunce Billy Dodds said something along the lines of ‘There’s no way of keepin everyone happy and every team gets the rough draw sometimes’, but that certainly isn’t true of the Old Firm really, is it? Fuck em.