eddiemunster

Referring to Fir Park (or any fitba stadium for that matter) as "The Old Girl" is a heavy rid neck.

Fuck

Exactly my thoughts.

Nae bother Eeyore.

Someone could give you a million pounds and you'd moan about the colour of the briefcase.

Holy fuck

Rid neck.

Is this Tony Watt stuff a fucking meme or what? He's absolutely shite and talks like he's got all the brains of an Easter egg.

Who phoned the screws Mrs Robinson? Stephen only gave you a light blow. Whoa whoa whoa.

Just as well he's only January in the calendar.

I've backed us to win on a four fold, which means we will probably draw.

Boo!! Robinson out! All the new signings are pish!!

What an absolute scudbook.

I think we are going to win the League Cup this year. The only thing I can control is my own thinking, so I'm going to be positive and enjoy it till I can't anymore. Then I'll be negative at the appropriate time. Being miserable all the time with the only reward being able to say "I told you so" is an absolute fucking mugs game.

The irony that watching Motherwell play football often makes one feel suicidal seems lost on some here .

If I won the lottery I'd buy the club and install Steelboy as CEO.

I heard that he has a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody...

Tam McManus? Russian sailors? What the fuck are you boys on!?

*reads last few pages* *inhales sharply through teeth*

Failed his medical. Bad AIDS. On his face. Boy's fucked.

Magine. Hingwy. By the way.

Definitely soft cunts.

Love all the captains of industry giving it all the negotiation pearls of wisdom, when you wouldn't send the cunts to the shop to buy rolls.

May I welcome our new signing with a hearty "Aay you guyyyys!!"

I am absolutely raging that we've missed out on an extra £30k in prize money for being slightly more average than the other average cunts. I'm going to give the internet a right telling off.