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That was my fault. I was skim-reading and thought it was a run-of-the-mill double post.

My dream draw would see us traveling to Arnhem but I'm stoney broke so I can't afford it. Please don't give us Vitesse. Please.

Me too, it's a cracker.

Yes, this is all my fault and I accept full responsibility.

And it's on a green uniform! I must love both halves of the Ex-Firm.

I believe the aim was to highlight how ridiculous another poster's comment was, one that claimed that "a lot of 'Well fans are Celtic or Rangers 'minded'" and that "Anyone that disagrees are off their head". It appears to have worked.

I'm saddened to learn of Auldyin's passing, I'll be raising a glass to him tonight. My condolences to his family and friends.

Aye, but will he wear an engagement ring? Has mumsnet launched a hostile takeover of S.O.? Which shop is offering the best deal on Lenor fabric conditioner?

"Null Vote" should be used as a vote for "No-one, they were all pish", it records the abstention and shows how many people felt that way. "Show Results" should be used by those who aren't in a position to vote but would like to see the results of the poll.

I'm sure the Andy Carroll thing was during McGhee's time as manager. I remember his Newcastle contacts temporarily taking the place of his famous German contacts.

^^^ This one.

Whoosh.

That's exactly what popped into my head when I read his name. FWIW I think it was in Colin O'Neill's testimonial v Ipswich.

He did.

2359 or 0001.

Then the French are idiots too. 2400? 0000? Madness.

Inspired by Wellard.

Final and incontrovertible proof that UEFA are idiots.

That sounds like a plan. Give us Liverpool and bring back Stevie Kirk - he always scores against them.

You're just jealous because I have mad skillz.

^^^ That's a good point. 'Mon tae fuck Haggis, what were you thinking?

Omnishambles. EDIT: The thread, not Murphy.

Sorry to hear that Pie. Shamefully, I know very little about the HLI. I'd love to find out more but I just haven't done it. Of all the members of my family who have served, his is the service I know least about and I really should get my act together.