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Ideas To Get The Toon Up For The Final


Martin
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Games a bogey. Was standing in the Spar or Nisa as it is now in Bellshill this morning. Two guys having a chat at the paper stand, both guys I would guess as mid to late 50's.

Ist guy says, 'you seen the state ae Murrawell toon centre?'

other mutant replies 'naw, how',

Ist drongo 'it's aaw Murrawell shit, fur da cup final'

Mutanto 2 'Dats shocking it's a Sellick toon an aw'

At which point I proceeded to burst out laughing and replied 'the clues in the name for fuck sake, Motherwell town Centre'. Both looked at me with blank expressions that could only have been gained from 30yrs of standing in a dole queue!!!

Sums these Fuckwits up.

 

 

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Thats the reason scottish football's in the state it's in!

 

 

 

 

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Does no-one have pictures of Denholms window it won the best dressed shop ?

 

 

The OF supporting mutants have no concept that they support a team from outwith the local area its MOTHERWELL town so its appropriate its backing MOTHERWELL Football Club !

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"Yesterday for once mfc wasn't tucked away in there corner of motherwell being so quiet nobody give a shite about them, They were in the town centre as proud as could be. In the faces of old firm fans and saying, this is our town."

 

 

 

And all to a background of Bruce Springsteen singing My Hometown. Then again, maybe not.

 

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And all to a background of Bruce Springsteen singing My Hometown. Then again, maybe not.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Admittedly not the best joke in the world but your reaction is a tad harsh, no?

 

Sorry mate, after all these years im still struggling to understand the Scottish sense of humour :blush:

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