wee g Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Just back from that sh*thole StMidden Park and thought i`d share my wee day trip to Paisley. On the journey there the sky was very black and it started to rain, so i put my lights on(small beam). Got to the park no problem, parked up and went and got my tickets. At half time i had a sudden thought....Never turned off the lights on the car. So off i go and find the security supervisor, and ask him when the gates would be opened to let people out. He replied 15min before the end, but what was the problem. I explained about the lights and i needed out, but would wait till 15min before the end, so that i could get back in. He told me he would let me back out and back in just now. (4 coppers witnessed this) So outside i run to the car, which is parked across the rd from the official car park(security guard about 40feet from my car, at gate), turn off my lights and proceed to light a fag, i take 3 draws of the fag and throw it away. On arriving at the gate to get in there are now 3 security guards , the 1st jobsworth that let me out, another supervisor jobsworth and another. Once up to them i was asked what i had in my mouth whilst entering the car park by the 2nd jobsworth supertosser. I asked him what he meant and he replied " a fag" and your NO getting back in, after 10 min arguing with them, but to no avail. So off i go to the guard at the car park gate and ask him if he seen me going to my car, he replied, "yes, you turned your lights off",So off i go to the main office and start arguing again, this time with a woman jobsworth, who would not let me speak to a copper. She basically told me that i was lying as no one puts their lights on during the day, but i told her that i had a security guard as a witness and funny how another car in the car park had left their lights on. She told me she wasn`t interested in the guard and she had just put out an announcement over the tannoy about the car.(thick paisley cow). So off i troops to the car to wait and low and behold about 20 mins later out comes the 3rd guard that was at the gate. He stands at the gate and lights up a fag. On seeing this i take out my phone camera and proceed to take a photo of guard. He waits a couple of seconds and shouts over " did you take a photo of me" on hearing this i got out the car and stormed over to him and informed him that i had taken a photo and what the f*ck was he and his jobsworth friends going to do about it. This twat then finished his fag and then proceeded to walk back into the game. So it`s ok for them, but not the paying customer. I`m fecking fuming, the only good thing to come out of all this is WE HUMPED YOU, YOU PAISLEY JOBSWORTH F*CKS Sorry about the rant. Rant over !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 KEEP CIGARETTES AWAY FROM THE MATCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weesacs Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 why didnt you just stick the nut on him??? send them the pic and ask for your money back / free admission next time we go there post up a pic of the steward and we all know who to abuse next time we're there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
du_du_dubordeaux Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Lol! Oft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEWELL Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 I remember a visit to Paisley not so long ago a tuesday night pissing rain. We got humped 3-0.Me n ma Mrs started arguing. So today was feckin brill. It's a shithole of a town i dont like Paisley one bit and to beat them like that is FAB! So my advice to all Well fans is do what im doing GETTING PISSED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Wellfan 2k7 Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Sue that club for yer Tenner back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MFC-craig Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 A blue Skoda Automobile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkySuperSub Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Well, I had a great day today!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that hat Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Good day out, from the early arrival allowing us to park as near to the ground as possible, the local hospitality and feast of pies at the Alamo, to that last minute winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Wisnae a bad day. Losing right at the end wisnae great but overall it was a highly entertaining game with a decent atmosphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StipeIsGod Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Christ. Learn the use of paragraphs mate! Bar that, sounds like you were treated like shite, and need a written complaint to both sides asap. One will gie ye a discount of some sort. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Catflap Posted August 13, 2011 Report Share Posted August 13, 2011 Sounds to me like your a shit driver cos you put you lights on cos it was spitting rain. Folk you like you should have their cars towed away and crushed. And smoking kills!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelboy Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 if you had a compy to get in then you can have no complaints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelmaninOZ Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 KEEP CIGARETTES AWAY FROM THE MATCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe90 Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Sounds to me like your a shit driver cos you put you lights on cos it was spitting rain. Folk you like you should have their cars towed away and crushed. And smoking kills!! aye ok.smoking is bad for ure health.but tootin crack is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albi Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 St Mirren Stewards >>>>> You Probably didn't have to light that fag did you? Hopefully you learned a wee lesson today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyRoss Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 A fine tale...Smoke coming out the ears (likely from the fag) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
East_Stand_Al Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Out-with the OF St Mirren s stewards are quite possibly the worst bunch of jobs worth wankers I've ever come across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulliemfc1 Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 At least we have established the fact that st mirren stewards are jobsworth fucks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kylie Posted August 14, 2011 Report Share Posted August 14, 2011 Does the car not make a ringing noise when you open the door to tell you that you have left your lights on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Stall Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 At a guess, the issue the stewards had was that when they seen you they believed you were chancing your arm to get let out for a smoke. In fairness to them, they can't go letting everyone in and out for a smoke, all it takes is one........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tickle Pickle Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 I bet you thought about starting a riot and looting the place?? Sept naw..... Because there is nothing to loot in Paisley!! Probably end up making the place look better!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_P Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 At least we have established the fact that st mirren stewards are jobsworth fucks!!! It was quite amusing watching their smattering of stewards attempt to enforce the "sit in seat number on your ticket policy". (without wanting to open up that particular old chestnut of a debate). Particularly the wifey at the exit/entrance closest to the turnstiles who was going about it with great vigour to the point that she had marched all the way along the front of the stand completely oblivious to the fact the three folk she believed she was escorting had long since chucked following her and elected to find seats more to their liking themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 St Mirren stewards are some of the worst in my experience. Almost every game I've been in the away end there, they end up getting in a scrap with someone and huckling them out. Nae need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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