[Ask The Captain]

Keep 'em coming - funny, daft or deadly serious, I promise they WILL be asked.

 

 

Fair enough....erm...How many rivets are in the Eiffel Tower..?? Does Jordan fake orgasms...?? Would he pump the ginger heid in Girls Aloud..??...Does he ever get the urge to punch Buzz lights out during a game and if so is it more than or less than 15 times a game..??

[Ask The Captain]

Why are we playing so shite just now...?? What is the manager going to do about it..?? Is he the new "Ally McCoist" stylee media darling..??..What does he see is the future for Motherwell Football Club..?? Are we moving to a new stadium..?? If so, where..?? Do we have undersoil heating and does it work..?? Does he know who is coming and who is going on the transfer front in the January window...??

[January Transfer Window]

So anymore news on this "Irish Consortium" or is this just another rumour without substance?

 

 

Yeah would like to know as well. Anyone know...??

[The Pitch]

hahaha, naw man, cos it would only be guys with massive knobs that could compete.

 

Thats no really fair for yees.

 

Would just be me n Dave

 

 

erm does Dave know you looked at his knob...!!

[The Pitch]

What the fuck is your picture

 

Bizzare.

 

 

....wow..very athletic...Do you think that could become an olympic sport..??

[Hibs and Aberdeen]

At least wee ain't Hamilton fans after that Rangers game...!!

[We're Open Again]

Well done Gaag nice to see the old girl back up and running...!! ( Don't suppose you could get some cracking emoticons just for this site rather than the bland boring ones....??)

[SPL inquiry as weather hits games]

Not just a refund for the covers but compensation for a full days football from the company, yes we get to play again but no doubt the postponed fixture will be midweek and a much reduced gate than it would have been...Still does not get away from the fact lessons have still not been learned one year on...Heavy fine ( which will reduce any transfer money in January) is probable but not unexpected considering the cold weather had been forecast almost a week in advance...(By the way good to be back..!!)