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Lasley doesn't score many goals but when he does WOOOOFT!

Can't really disagree with anything he's said there. Hearts may well be in second until Christmas before Ally is binned, they get a good manager in and try to rescue their season.

I can't believe they've replaced the White strip with this monstrosity. Looks utterly horrible. Collar is ridiculous annaw

Me too

What's this motherwell fc TV they're on about on twitter?

He's got a big fight in Germany tonight.

Zaine Francis-Angol has confirmed on his twitter he's signed for us Frazer Kennedy saturdayshagger Frazer Kennedy @ZFA3 hey big guy dont know if its true heard you have signed for Motherwell,looking forward to seeing u in action 27 Jun in reply to ↑ Zaine Francis-Angol @ZFA3 Zaine Francis-Angol @saturdayshagger yeahh

Someones bitter Michael Thompson MTH0MP5ON Michael Thompson @ @N7KOLAW7 very expensive watching your every game in a Millers shirt. Enjoy the cold weather & the bench next year #backwardstep 15 hours ago in reply to ↑ Nick (Niko) Law @N7KOLAW7 Nick (Niko) Law @MTH0MP5ON ill think about that when im challenging for europe and playing infront of 60,00 at celtic mate! realbackwards step #clown

Worst Motherwell top since the Zoom effort. Is it yellow and burgandy? Really disappointed as the last strip was our best in years.

I felt helpless as I was surrounded by rotten c***s and I obviously didn't want lifted before the game. Looking back now I wish I had smashed the c**t.

When walking from Kings Park station I was spat at, had a bottle thrown at me and was started on all within the space of 30 mins. Best fans.

Who invites complete strangers to their house for a party?

In your stomach

Im scared of incurable diseases. Mates of yours I assume?

I didn't know peoples heads could get smaller

If I had weans I wouldn't take them anywhere near Brandon Parade. The junkies will be out in force looking to steal all the trainers and handbags.

What about stealing the Maxi Rodriguez song and changing it for Humphrey? To the tune of Heartbeat: Humphrey, Christopher Humphrey runs down the wing for me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3ztevG9e0

Did you get a grown up to do your facepaint or did you do it yourself?

To stop being a sad c**t coming on here every day and posting pictures of players?

I seriously doubt we'll even sell 16,000

Just left the ticket office there and there's no queue whatsoever. Lassie said theyve sold close to 10k

Had to watch it on silent. That song is without doubt the worst ever made.

Age: 23 years old Gender: Male What a homo

Mate, nane a this asking if it's ok nonsense. Get her fuckin telt!