Eddie Catflap

Faddy and Sutton were excellent today. Faddy has always said he's better off through the middle and proved it today. Reid,despite looking like a hillbilly redneck was very good also, and what a pleasant surprise to have a goalie who knows what his arms are for.

Just in from pub after game so these comments are genuinely my own without any bandwagon jumping Gunner Neilson - I attended my first Motherwell game 36 years ago and of all those years, and of all the shit goalies I have seen, this guy amazed me tonight. Shit afraid to even raise his arms for a cross, I truly hope he never plays for Motherwell again. A fud! Zaine Francis fucking Angol - Jesus wept, not even good enough to be a one trick pony, totally talentless, I thought his performance against Hearts a few weeks ago was abysmal but tonight he plumbed new depths Lasley, Hutchinson and McManus - pass marks for all three especially Lasley in the 20 minutes after their red card when he had the sense to try and stretch play by playing the ball side to side and stretching them. The same patient approach in the second half was lacking, due I'm guessing to the managers instructions McHugh - We'd be as well bringing on Stephen Hawkins as this prick. And I doubt very much doubt he does shag the birds either , he'd probably be taking up position thirty yards from them. Wanker!. Anier - Seems to be oblivious to the fact that if Sutton is going to win every knockdown, it might be worth playing near him - and i'm sure their's a bit of ginger in his hair. Ainsworth - On the rare occasion he managed to put a cross in, he found it appropriate to blooter the ball as hard as he could 20 feet beyond the back post where no fucker ever stands - on loan from Rotherham so it figures Subs (unused) Faddy - is he fit or not, no one knows but I'm very suspicious his desire for playing football is gone. I don't honestly think McCall would have him on the bench if he wasn't capable of playing. My suspicion is that millionaire James could't give a fuck either way, therefore pay up his year and get him to fuck. And lastly Hammill. Despite Aberdeen being down to ten men with a right sided player being sent off, he enjoyed his usual game of dinking the ball forward into folks chests and steadfastly refusing to get any further forward than 20 yards into the opposition box. Stealing a living. Shocking, absolutely shocking, and also very depressing that we're going to have to put up with characters such as ZFA all season. As for the goalie, please never have him darken our door ever again!

A mixed performance today but that said probably our best of the season so far. Carswell especially and Lasley superb in the middle. Anier chased everything, Vigurs put in his best performance and Sutton gave their young centre half a hard time. Ramsden very good but deserved his red and should have got one earlier. And Hollis was excellent apart from one dropped cross at end which he got away with. On the other hand Hutchison was very nervy today but that is what happens when you play next to a bombscare. And McFadden continues to look like he's done. I'm fed up watching him run into players, lose the ball then fling his arms in the air claiming he's been fouled. Some have said he was better today but I thought he was honking and should have been hooked much earlier. He is painfully slow and if it was anyone else, most fans would be crying out for him to be dropped. It is very sad to see, but he is a pale shadow of the player he once was.

I've a bad feeling Faddy is basically just done. There is no reason he should be unfit unless carrying an injury. He's unfortunately back to his petulant worst where every time he loses the ball he thinks he's been fouled. It's funny because despite all the excitement when it became apparent he might actually sign on for another year, it is becoming more apparent that our level was probably his only option. And never mind all this playing out of position nonsense, if Faddy was as good as we all thought (still think/hope he was) playing on the right wing would not be a problem. Hope I'm wrong!

Agreed, it's funny I always thought Chris Humphrey was one of the those players that you only truly appreciate after he left. A winger with half his pace would be welcome now.

Aye but friendlies don't count. On the other hand though Sutton couldn't score with Jordan with a bottle of Rophynol!

Chin up folks. Scotland's leading striker from last year, Michael Higdon will be back soon. His team have currently just let their 14th goal in from 3 games and he's yet to score. Perhaps we can do a swap deal with Sutton if we could only pick the useless fucker up off his arse for long enough to get him on a plane to Holland.

Don't waste your time, it will be ex Ranger Stuart McCall who will be there and not the current Motherwell manager. In fact there will be no acknowledgement that Stuart McCall has had a career after playing for the Rangers Football Club (in liquidation) . It is likely that the first 5 verses of the Sash will be required to be recited on the door before entry will be permitted. The sneering attitude of the old goat with the blue rinse behind the bar towards SPL Motherwell on Saturday as we only managed a draw against SPL Hearts was enough evidence of that. They would much rather watch third division football in that establishment these days, with the worst of the ex West End punters just managing to scrape their knuckles a bit further up the street to amuse us with their wit. Just saying like!

The facts are we are top of the league despite McCall, not because of him. Sooner he takes his wee ginger mullet off to Ibrox for good the better. He will not be disappointed by this shambles, watch out for Super Sally getting a special handshake at the end

I too often visit my big mates places of work to see how they're getting on with their chosen professions. Tomorrow i'm going to see my big mate Bill deliver sanitary towels to the ladies bogs. Hopefully if I get a spare moment I can see the lush slopes of Fir Park too. Happy days, Guaranga!

He needs to bulk up, everybody says that and its undoubtedly true. How come the fecker looks like he'd lost weight then. He looks ill, maybe he is. That would explain his shit choice in boots.

Superwell87. I'm still not sure if you were taking the piss. If not, contact the Treasury, there dying to meet guys like you!

We are two points ahead of Rangers mate. We are on 10, they are on 7. Jesus fucking wept!!

Sounds to me like your a shit driver cos you put you lights on cos it was spitting rain. Folk you like you should have their cars towed away and crushed. And smoking kills!!

if this was the mid eighties i'd have called him a useless spic bastard, but it isn't so I'd better not. A hopeless greasy c**t is probably more appropriate in this day and age.

A good first win for the new boss. If he's watched Motherwell at all this season he'll have known Murphy is best as a striker and Hateley as a right back, if not as seems likely then circumstances fell quite nicely for him and he should acknowledge the following: 1. Sutton and Murphy are actually quite an effective strikeforce. Have been for the last year but seldom given the chance. Whilst Blackmans goal record was pretty good, I reckon Murphy would have scored just as many if played in the right position by auld whitshisname. 2. Hateley is more effective at right back and indeed is far more assured than Saunders. 3. Dundee were utter shite! We'll see what happens with McCall. At the very least hopefully he'll get the back of his hair cut soon or take to wearing a hat. There's no place in football for long middle partings or gingers.

Hopefully Michael McWorldCupLinchey will be long gone. The term useless ginger fucker have never suited anyone better than that stub nosed fucker. Cheers Jamie Murphy

Ah Weeyin The typical smart arsed comments of a tit. The managers comments pre match today were awful. I'm not get overly heat up about that but his pre match interviews on bbc and sky were terrible and win him no fans what so ever. To be quite frank he thinks he's a bit of a hardman and i'd like to see him scudded. And he's a pikey. Good night

Who agrees its great when your manager whilst conducting a pre match interview tells everyone the result of the game you are about to play is not important. Then talks about respect for people whilst referring to the head of the referees union by his surname only. and lastly says we are miles off a top 4 club! He will tarmac your drive for next to fuck all though so its not all bad news>

Can't be arsed reading awe this. Has anybody called our manager a thieving gypsy c**t yet? I hope they haven't cos otherwise the huffy pikey cheap suited bastard wont speak to you!

Is it now mandatory for us to make a switch at half time no matter how good/ bad we're playing? Worked a few times for the manager at the start but now in danger of being a one trick pony with his tactics. Never mind he looks like a pikey so probably have you shot if you ctiticise! Tara

Feck that disnae sound as good as it should have. Bye

Some of what the murphy man should be on. The shit haircutted charlaton!

Thanks McGarry, good to see you can master a keyboard ya fat fud

The thing I want to know is why does Jim Gannon always wear cheap suits. Surely he is worth a bob or two and unfortunately the sign of a bad manger is always a cheap suit. Just look at Billy Reid of Hamilton, he looks as if he dresses in Primark. Come on Jim, one good suit will last a lot longer than the shit you wear, do yourself a favour and stay off the light greys and tans. you know it makes sense!!