Yabba's Turd

Newsflash - We aren't good enough, if we were we'd be top of the league, our 1 defeat record is extremely flattering to say the least. We don't have anyone capable of grabbing a game by the scrotum and taking command of it, yes we are technical enough to look good, but we have zero guile about us. We're above the mediocrity of half the league but we need someone in the engine room, to dictate play.

I watched a crowd of complete wankers turn their backs to the squadies at half time. All posture and no substance methinks, let's see you protest something worthy in future.

You'd think a journalist would remember that the ball was rolled to Mitch before he unleashed his shot.

Has to be a head shot though, none of this melee shit unless it's with a rusty nail or something ingenious Think Motherwell were one od the last clubs to get rid of their UB40 gate back in the day.

When I change my name to 'Mr. Givesafuckwhatcloudythinks' you might get a bite. I sometimes wonder what team this guy supports, oh no, wait, I'm 99% sure he used to cut about Pather in a Celtic top

Come along and sit beside me and you'll hear this fud behind me call every Motherwell player a 'wee dick' or 'fucking useless'

Aye, well spotted sir. not skinny enough to be Gary Mac.

Murdo McLeod, Ray Farnigham (moustache) and Gary McAllister (I think)

That's him telling Aberdeen to put up or shut up, not that he's not trying to keep J O'B

Did Mcghee ever plan for the club's future? nope

Are you watching Mark Mcghee?

Same 'paper

Someone has to wash the strips and give Mr.Stevenson his blow job.

Was Gannon whoring himself all over the press? Would you grudge anyone trying to find a better job for themselves?

Outside of the Ancell Babes has any other 'Well team had a nickname like that? Me personally I would give naming a 'Well side a bodyswerve, that kind of thing is from a different era.

Does that mean we can dig her up and claim 10%? Dooby doo had a blind spot right above his head, Delameux, Konterman... the goals he lost straight over his head As for the Louis Thow incident, I blame Woods for catching it, he should have killed the ball on his chest, played a 1-2 with McCart, beat everyone on the Hearts team and scored twice.

You mean you don't know the dosser's mantra? Win, lose or draw it's party time?

I'm pretty sure there's a link for it in the orginal thread. Search function is your friend

Pretty sure I have it somewhere

Aye, Kinni's to put us 4-3 ahead in the 4-4 game with Celtic, I almost broke my ankles falling over the seats celebrating.

Fizzy's winner against Hearts.

Van der Gaag didn't take the free kick, it was rolled to him. Some strike right enough, and Gerry 'The mutant' Britton giving the East stand the 'you're going down' gestures when Dunfermline were 2-1 up. Iain Ross versus Celtic when Dolan went in goals. Rob McKinnon versus Hearts we hadn't won at Tynie for something like 22 games and we went up one pissing Wednesday night, Mo Johnstone missed a penalty that night too, but McKinnon's shot was like a thunderbolt and we were directly behind it and everyone started to move out the way like it was going to burst the net.

Too much.

There's only beating the old firm which rivals beating the shite in Marroon