Yabba's Turd

Tom Boyd is under contract to Sellic TV...

Ye cannae beat a liquidised pie right enough

I was at Fir Park the day Colin McNair attacked Jim Griffin at training, I was in the dressing room when they brought Jim in, he was in some state, he had to have extensive dental work afterwards.

Colin McNair attacking Jim Griffin?

Is this the same idea as the one which sat on a database in the Motherwell Heritage centre?

Must... resist... obvious...... joke..... Is it your own or do you prefer playing with a friends?

Where's your remix? For an old fitba song it's ok, would you rather we had 'H-e-a-r-t-s, if you cannae spell it then yer a mongo' or the go for good health song?

Porter prefers playing with Clarky.

When either no one is interested or they can't get a better deal elsewhere.

It all depends on the offers he receives at the END of the season

Porter will be here until the end of the season at least and has ambitions for the good end of the Championship

I think I swung for a sellic fan on the way out of that one, it's the drunkest I've been at a game too, quite sure I spent most of the day in the Caley bar, then back for afters. Prior to that it was the day we relegated St.Johnstone on the last day of the season, I fell asleep during the 2nd half

Those titles look familiar....

Mr Pettigrew, followed a very close 2nd by Mr Wark, then Mr Graham.

I'm trying to set up a private proxy for dossers abroad.

RIP Phil O'Donnell

Isn't that what that cockend Martin Rose is supposed to do? Or is he just there to clean the cheese oot Boyle's wank sock? Great idea Pie, in practise, it'll be the usual clusterfuck of back stabbing, rumours and jealousy.

30 pages when we lose, 5 pages when we win. The lot of steelmenonline is a familiar one. It was a win today, not much else

I heard he didn't fancy Forest at all, the dosh must be fucking awesome if he does go.

His 1st time volley against Celtic at Fir Park, we beat them 2-1 that night, O'Donnell scored a goal in each half.

Looked like 300-400

That was last season, this season we were outplayed in both our ties and generally haven't looked as fit or as sharp.

We might be a diddy team, and even if we are, the other diddy teams fight harder. I have no problem with Motherwell having a bad team, we're not though and here's the trouble, good teams fight through their sticky patch, we just seem to have surrendered going through ours.

Speak for yourself chubs. The performances this season have been unacceptable for a team in our position, the team should at least be capable of fighting, sorry at least should have some fight and effort. This season's team is full of imposters.

The only difference for me is I didn't get a letter. I'm totally scunnered with Motherwell.