Yabba's Turd

looks like I'll need to hook the laptop up to the telly.

Anyone know which channel it is being shown on in the pub

Aye cos the duke was fanfuckingtastic wherever he played before he came to us. You can only judge a player for your team when he's in your team's strip, anything else you're just guessing.

My Mrs widnae let me text in how she asked in a posh gallery if the owner had any more paintings by the same author she could buy

So did Tommy Coyne and Owen Coyle, Chris Porter and the Juke

It might be for Norwegian viewers only Fingers crossed I can get my dish moved to pick up whichever channel is showing the game if it does end up going out live.

You can check here if it's going to be on any telly CLICKY

Hurt in training.

So long as it doesn't snow and no-one without prior knowledge of grass and rootsystems decides it might be a good idea to melt the snow off the covers with the undersoil heating our pitch will be fucking outstanding, like it should have been last year.

Retro-bovril at the Fortress? Smashing, it's no' bovril unless it's 180 degrees.

Jenno for me, whenever it went wrong he battled hard to make it right, thought Hately wasn't at the races for much of his time at right back.

Groundsman?

Home euro tie if we beat the icelandic scuba team?

All we need now is her guide on how to melt snow

The Icelandic mob look like a shower of diving bastards judging by their latest win, 2 pens, both soft as fuck.

Nae photies?

Are there not just a set of guidelines you have to follow? Nae casinos or booze, sounds like my Mrs wrote them

Doubt it, what does John Chapman's prices have to do with someone else selling his pies?

Aye, delivery, heating up and service are all free, in fact it should be cheaper since you are not getting the full effect of a shop bought Chappie's pie.

Definitely, maybe.

Programs?

Is this the case or are they still put out to tender?

Certainly beats the early Saturday slot

Which ones?