Goggles & Flippers

On the money weeyin, all this talk of being at our best and Celtic at their worst nonsense, ICT under Butcher went there and repeatedly gave them a game. McCall's caution vs this mob hasn't really worked on their turf

Twardzik no doubt benefited joining a team where the two results prior to his arrival were awful, that in turn spurred on a few under-performers to start showing why we signed them, against sides mostly in the bottom half of the table and no doubt aided by the fact that Hollis haters quickly added Gunnar to their repertoire so anyone new was going to be welcomed. He didn't have the physical presence in goal I'd become accustomed to (granted we were spoiled with Ruddy and Randy). I didn't see the penalty decision, was he at fault?

I will never like a keeper who insists on punching and palming shots when gathering it in is a better if slightly trickier option. All those who bemoaned Hollis at the end of August and called for Gunnar's inclusion, any red faces?

In hindsight nope, bit of heat, quite a few sarcy comments and an hour of my life I'll never get back compiling everything. Lesson learned

Now there's around 50 votes, an no doubt being influenced by the age and memory of those who did so, here we have the worst XI to step onto the Fir Park pitch and also be paid to do so. There are no doubt much worse guys out there but this team would struggle to beat a bunch of schoolgirls (wouldn't you agree Sydney?). The midfield and defence were pretty much clear with the attack more skewed, Derek Townsley for example looked like a shoe in but was overhauled in the past day and now doesn't even make the team. It goes without saying some players would be better placed within the formation but its purely an indication. Manager: Maurice Malpas Assistant: Harri Kampman ---------------------------------- John Gardiner ----------------------------------- -- Eddie Forrest ----------- Bobby Donnelly --------- Danny Murphy -- - Shawn Fagan --------------- John Davies -------------- Trevor Molloy - Paul Keegan - Esteban Casagolda - Calum Elliot - Abel Thermius Subs: Colin Meldrum Yassin Moutouakil Ange Oueifio Bob Malcolm Brian Kerr John Hendrie John Reilly

Only fannies do shit like that

Just goes to show sarcasm doesn't work without a whistling smiley

Yeah and he won YPOTY playing in midfield in his first season. I think you are confusing worst ever with taking bad career advice

not literal, being overly pedantic or a smart arse, must come with that red text beside your name 3-3-4 formation + can't get more than 20 names per question + "Midfielders 3 from both" included in first question + dealing with adults = happy result

And my comment was directed at ScottW not you daver

I was limited to 20 options per question, if anyone has any ways round about it then please share, otherwise any complaints can be made to IP Board.

Interesting to see who was slagging him off weeyin, bet the same person has got a voodoo of Vigurs out and smearing shite on it due to his recent form.

I thought the instructions were pretty clear. Sorry about Ruby, I don't think his inclusion in the defenders would have made much difference though.

He was another doubler, one of the issues of going through over 100 posts and copy and pasting them into one document.

As before, they are in rough alphabetical order .... ish Remember pick 4 in total from both sections not 4 in each.

I had to split the midfielders as you can only have 20 options per question so spread your three votes through both

So, here we are at the vote, I'll do the midfield and forwards shortly. Thought based on the weighting it would be best to go for a 3-3-4, so please vote accordingly, limit your votes to the correct amount per section. If a moderator could merge this with the original thread I'd be obliged, I couldn't introduce a poll. Obviously a lot of votes will be influenced by when you started attending FP.

So all identified except for this lot, any help appreciated. Angeand Paul Shepstone Derek Murray Jamie Doyle

nobody inclined to go through the list I compiled and help me? no? bunch of wideo's .....

Well rather than have a go, give me a hand FFS

Anyone want to help with that list please?

What is it they say about twitter, at its best 5 minutes after something happens and at its worst for the 12 hours immediately after that. Me thinks this forum can be the same. Let calm down and see what comes out over time rather than second guessing and conjecture. Also I would be eternally indebted to the Bois if they had a stunt planned for Parkhead, I recall Rangers showed up to a match after part of the roof fell off and everyone had a yellow builders helmet on, genius.

So I've went through over 100 posts and compiled a list, some my be in the wrong position heading, some I need clarification on position, first names, etc. so any help appreciated. Just put a "D", "M" or a "F" beside the name. NB It took me ages GOALKEEPERS: Colin Meldrum John Gardiner Stevie Woods Mikko Kaven John Fallon Cammy Duncan DEFENDERS: Karl Ready AlanAndy Sneddon? (is this someone getting it wrong or are they two separate players?) Jamie Doyle Franz Resch Sasa Curcic Said Chiba Ange Oueifio Alex Burns Gary Bollan Yassin Moutouakil Jonsson Greg Denham Danny Murphy Bobby Donnelly Gary Bollan Eddie Forrest MIDFIELDERS: Chic McClelland Alan Mackin John Muir Gordon "Night" Mair Derek 'Ruby' Murray Paul Keegan Trevor Molloy John Davies Roberto Martinez Trevor Molloy Bob Malcom Eddie May Andy Dow Alex Spark Davie Shanks Pat Gardner Sam Goodwin Alan Gow FORWARDS: Calum Elliot Derek Townsley Davide Ferrerre Andy Roddie John Hendrie Omar Daly Kevin Christie Esteban Casagolda Michael McGlinchy Callum Elliot Paul Keegan Roy Essandoh Richard Offiong Stephen Halliday CAN'T REMEMBER'S/BLANKED FROM MY MIND/BEFORE MY TIME Neil Tarrant Kevin McBride Brian Kerr Robert Maaskant Tony Thomas Angeand Graeme Miller Gunni Jonssen Nysonnen Davie Shanks Jim Gillespie John Reilly Gregor Stevens Alex Kennedy Paul Shepstone Neil Candlish Derek Murray Shaun Fagan Tony Vaughan Robert Clark Derek Weldon Kevin McDonald Paul Wilson Khaled Kemas Jim Gillespie Mike Larnach Stevie Nicholas Jamie Fairlie Greg Millar Jason Dair Jamie Doyle Joni Lehtonen Elroy Kromheer Mario Dorner Abel Thermeus Franck Bernhard Graeme Smith Jan Michels Rob Matthaei

When there's a big enough list, I'll group them into defenders, midfielders and strikers and we could run a poll, two votes per section will give the definitive shitelist Does Gow get a second?

At least 3 in there who do your post no credit. Law for one, you trying to tell me if you got a phonecall from a headhunter and offered a job with 4x your salary you'd take it? He signed a two year deal, it was up to the club to punt him after 12-18 months, however we didn't and them's the breaks. Lee McCulloch did no wrong when he was here however I suspect his inclusion in your list is because he signed for Rangers after Wigan? If so, get a grip! Bob McHugh is far from being included, he's struggled to get any consistency in the team but has popped up with important goals (Aberdeen when he robbed their left back 40 yards out couple of years back)