BobWilson (Anchorman)

Great idea in principle, but I fear for the sanity of whoever took the job on. Seems almost impossible to move anything forwards at Fir Park with any great speed. Although I do believe we are moving forwards... Just not at any great speed! And the Martin Rose comments =

I somehow ended up with his jersey (dunno if it was the one from that game mind), and it must've been a feckin tent on him!!!

And Doner.

Big well done to Porter for the hat-trick. But Clarky for me... Welcome back!

Yer no kiddin... I had to scrape the frost off the seat on the fork-truck. Ma erse is still freezin. Lookin for a warm face tae sit on!

I would've assumed Porter thought we were a stepping stone to a bigger thing than Forest when he joined us. Had he carried on last season's form I've no doubt he would have. Good luck to him though, was worthy of the C&A jersey in his short spell. Was hoping we could've picked up a few quid for him though. This freedom-of-contract thing is a real pisser... When it's us that get screwed!

A healthy drinker? I'll drink tae that!

Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope Santa's good to ya'll.

Was going to text you to see if you'd calmed doon any... Just saved maself the price of a text!

Oh fur fux ake... While we're at it, can someone start threads for getting; John Boyle, Scott Leitch, Leanne Thingmy, the lassies in the office, the undersoil heater fixer, big Ale the kitman, the pint pouring folk up in the Cooper, the dead fox on the dual carriageway coming from Hamilton, Stevie McGarry, Paul Quinn, Stevie Hughes, the puddle outside ma back door and the tannoy system in the Cooper... ALL TO FUCK. That'll sort everything and we'll be third again in no time.

Are his used undies available for purchase? I'm still lookin for a few wee extra's for the Anchorwummins Christmas.

Don't finish work until 1pm, so will only catch the 2nd half on the telly. So no doubt we'll be 4up at half-time, playing the best football since '31... And lose 6-4.

Fearing the worst on Saturday... Almost happy to be working. It's only a matter of time before we hear a "learn how to win ugly" quote from the gaffer. The relevant media device will then be smashed into tiny pieces. By my face.

Sad times indeed. RIP

Is that the undersoil heating he's talkin aboot?

Top birds!

Now that's exactly the kind of shite I've been missing! Top boy Gaag... Well done mate.