Tam Servo

Free agents Some smashing players still without clubs, Mikael Forssell anyone?

Calm doon.

Think this Dunfermline side is the worst team in the SPL in a long time. I'd be surprised if they win again this season. What's the script with Ojamaa, is he going to join the Estonia squad for the friendly midweek?

Wooft, don't tempt fate!

Back knock for Jenno apparently.

According to Twitter; Your 'Well side today: Randolph; Hammell, Law, Craigan, Hateley, Humphrey, Higdon, Murphy, Lasley, Hutchinson, Clancy. Subs: Bradley, Daley, Smith, Page, Halsman, Carswell. No Jennings in the squad?

Whoosh.

Thinking of the 'outs', surely our verbal agreement with Dumbarton will necessitate us to send at least one guy their way?

Re-signed.

My thoughts exactly. Imagine Zaliukas and Diamond at centre back, their disciplinary record will be even worse than usual!

I heard that St Mirren were favourites to sign Stevie Thompson who's been released by Burnley. Wouldn't mind nipping in front of them again a la Mo Ross and getting Higdon in as well. Highly doubtful, but just imagine how beelin' the Midden fans would be!

Haw Broon, regards to yer "I know something you don't", mon out and say it then, yer no employed by us anymore, so tell all and sundry about what happened. I bet ye've got fuck all and as a sheer act of desperation, you've got the "I love wee Broony" meedja intriuged. I'm fucking telling you, you have NO INTEGRITY AT ALL, if you did you'd admit everything. If not, then fucking sue me for "questioning your integrity" ya auld sanctimonious c***o!

If big Randy didn't slip he would've saved it.

Has it seriously gotten to "who has the best contacts"? He could have the best contacts in the World but be an absolutely terrible manager. Fuck that, give me someone who can get the team playing decent fitba' with our own lads, shove yer contacts!

What the actual fuck???