Ya Bezzer!

The first time I got a season ticket the women at the kiosk said just go out through the tunnel and over to the East Stand and when you decide what seat you want come back, so I went out the tunnel and walked across the pitch at the half way line. I got about 30 or 40 feet across and Andy spied me. Obviously went fucking ballistic!

Heard Robinson saying, I'm paraphrasing but it'll be close enough, 'We need to put an arm round them and cajole them this isn't a bunch of lads you can rant and rave at'. The sends off major fucking alarms for me. What about we get in a bunch of lads you can rant and rave at and they run up the tunnel making snarling animals noises. No wonder we've never turned round a half time deficit. Don't care enough, that's what that is. The manager shouts at you and it's all about you and how you feel. Fuck off! Get up the tunnel and be a hero and get this emo shite to fuck! Pissed me right off that did! In my day the postman gave you a slap for getting in the way. . What the fuck is going on!

Future quiz question. Q - Which striker scored on his starting debut, then scored against Rangers and Celtic and had 8 goals in 14 starts before being dumped? A - Danny Johnson I thought he was decent but he did struggle a bit playing in the formation.

Even Elliot Frear and Adam Cummins scored today.

That's games actually played.

Was he playing FIFA?

Our last 9 games it's W4 D1 L4. It seems much worse though.

Put Long in roller skates and push him in a southerly direction. Cannae go him at all.

Just to cheer everyone up we are playing a team that was won 1 of their last 10 league matches and have never scored more than 1 goal in any league match.

Good example of a rhetorical question.

Turnbull is a class act and I wish him well (except against us). Hopefully Celtic is just a temporary stop on the way to better things. St. Mirren just scored!

Archer has not played for a long time so I think you have to give him a warm up period before we start judging him.

In 7 out of 14 league matches this season we've had 2 or less shots on target. The highest number of shots on target in a game is 5, joint worst in the league with Ross County. Total number of shots on target is 35 which is second worst in the league. For reference Hamilton have 51 and Rangers have 104. Conclusion - couldn't hit a barn door.

I think the point being made is we don't really have much more chance of winning a cup than a league. Our deplorable record against the Old Firm doesn't even come into it when we can't beat teams like Ross County or St Johnstone at home. The standard outside the OF is atrocious. Terrible standard of football, terrible standard of professionalism, most games are won and lost on who can be least bothered from kick off. There are McDonalds kitchen staff with a hundred times the enthusiasm and will to succeed than our group of players and our group of players are pretty much representative of a bigger picture. Our whole game is just some dreary rota of win some, lose some mediocrity.

SPFL footballers basically get paid for tying their boot laces.

He got his new deal off two good performances.

I always just automatically think it's 1995 until I do some quick arithmetic in my head too but unfortunately this' recent' is now 25 years ago. They'll be posters, hell, current players, not even born then!

For my Motherwell XI he's always straight in the team and then I keep changing my mind over who partners him up front. So what I'm basically saying is he's the best striker by a distance we've had in my time.

Just been diagnosed with Getting It Up Hearts By Proxy.

While that's true I've seen poorer Motherwell sides than the present one beat better Celtic sides than the current one. Personally I think players are too lazy and don't have the heart for these types of games these days. Players these days just don't want to extend themselves. They are happy in their place and are fine picking up a wage for mediocrity. That doesn't sit well with me.

Two out of three matches in the domestic league this season Celtic have dropped points to a team playing 4-3-3. Kilmarnock and Rangers. OK, Rangers are a level up but if Kilmarnock can do it? People go on and on about formations but I think most of the time formations are smoke and mirrors. You either perform or you don't and it seems like we haven't again against the OF.

I think this can join a list of things I'm pretending didn't happen this week.

Literally wake up, check my phone to see what time the game is and we are already 2-0 down. Assuming it's still only 2 as since gone for a piss.

Why my career as a right back never came to fruition.

Good to see the introduction of the not good enough, never a midfielder Barry Maguire wasn't a large enough handicap to prevent us winning the last two matches.