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1 for 5 !?! 1 for every 5 away fans?

Allegedly, his attitude is honking and needs to listen but doesn't

Nah. This sort of post will never catch on on here. Don't you know about our fullbacks, McGhee is manager and Lasley is about sixty nine? Good effort though, good luck.

Motherwell 3-1 Kilmarnock based on three vital pieces of information 1) We are Motherwell. 2) They are Kilmarnock. 3) I am drunk.

Wow. I heard a rumour that lizards rule the world.What! The board are meeting! OMG!!! It's OK. You are.

I said the exact same thing before the first play off game.

Did you canoe the first few miles?

I thought it was the other substitution that was wrong.I hope I'll be cheering The Accies on against The Rangers.

It's not difficult."I thought it was a booking, but I don't want to send him off" No, you book him...again. "I am booking you for a foul, then I am booking you for dissent. Enjoy your ban. Cheery"

Since Bosman? Too many easy options & alternatives for children now. Too many job losses in, or around, Motherwell. Price, before all seated stadium,has increased way above inflation. Missing Rangers? You're having a laugh - one of the sisters wins the league - who cares?

Exactly as I remember it FtD.(except I wore Samba)

You've got one chance to make the decision. = Off.MFC highlights on now.

Oh, and nice to see Keith (feckin past it, too slow & always out of position, getting caught and being shi-ite) Lasley being an absolute stalwart today.

Twat booked the guy. It was right in front of me, I was going mental and nearly missed the goal :-)

Personally, I think we've got a big first team squad, it's just that they're not good enough.

If Scott McDonald was playing for The Accies, how would he be getting on?If Doug Imrie was playing in this Well team, how would he be getting on?

I am not surprised. On here, if we play half decent and and win, everything is rosey. If we play half decent and lose, its a sign of the Apocalypse. We played quite well at times, wasn't much between us,fine margins and all that. Looking like Moult is our number 1 striker. For those not there, we hit the bar, goal choped off, they scored a retaken penalty and a soft second.

Aye, back on topic. Sportscene is shi ite. They have no excuses for it to be so bad.

Football is the country's number one spectator sport and gets the number one coverage. Just because one ice hockey team gets bigger crowds than some football teams doesn't hide that. It's the sport that gets the coverage. "There BBC are not allowed to show more highlights!" My main gripe is 15 seconds of a combined with nonsensical comments. They can't improve on that ?

Always a good sign.

And the last four (?) managers opinion.

Aye. I always remember saying that we beat every top six team, and none in bottom six. The Motherwell way, I suppose.

The easiest job in the world is a Scottish football journalist. Job for life, doesn't matter how much an incompetent twanger you are.Anyroads, 0-4 or 1-0 or a draw.

I remember doing an article for a fanzine before McLeish - The Daily Record gave 26 names - none were McLeish.

We don't make decisions like this based on 'it's whoever'. A minutes silence will be observed impeccabley by the Well fans. And the respect we have for Joe will be shown. If any scumbag wants to show the nation that they are scumbag, let them.