Yabba's Turd

And he wouldn't sign because a kid was due

The Football Fans in Training past participants are having a game up by (I could do with going on it again after piling on the pounds after gall bladder out)

Last year was the 1st year and it was pretty much decided it would be an annual event. I'm not playing this year but am bookending the match by playing on Thursday then Saturday at the citadel of good football known as Fir Park

The home kit looks pretty good 'in the flesh'

Church was a phenomenal enigma, talented but utterly bonkers

We had a run of 22 games without a win at Tynecastle and when we did break that streak we almost fucked it up with Maurice Johnston missing a penalty

I'd avoid making yourself known outside these circles Get MFC 'Moaning Faced Cu..'

Fuck knows what will happen if we are bottom six... MJC/steelboy on suicide watch

Having talked to McLeish the day before his exact words were 'Hearts won't be relegated'

The Friday night rules me out, last year was a fantastic experience. Scott Leitch and Stevie Kirk were terrific.

Read somewhere (Herald, I think) our wage bill is £3.5m, gift away.

Jade/Electric Blue thingy is relevant to our history, random non fitba strip colours have fuck all to do with us

Spoke to the big man after the game, he was over the moon

Keith, no question. Hately,Ojamaa and Humphrey were outstanding too... Randolph was immense 1st half

You know fuck all about football

So says half the cunts I meet off the board. Obvious troll, trolling obviously if you ask me.

Can't believe I'm reading this shite. You are a spectator at a match, the club can't make you do anything with regards applauding or showing yer bare arse to Celtic. MJC/steelboy wring yer knickers out.

Given Lennon's comments about the Player's POTY nominations if I was playing in that league along with Celtic I'd be trying that wee bit harder to get it right up them. Never one to predict, cos it's just guessing under a fancy name. Hopefully Celtic don't fancy it

Jim Gannon to replace him. In before every other smart alec

So was google punctuation ya prick

Like,I,said... Fuck going to the pub with a cunt like you.

So that's it, we'll just google everything, fuck going down the pub with you

Think he's fucked, pretty sure Accies released him pending treatment for an injury

If anyone wants to paypal me I'll make sure it finds it's way to Frazzie takeaway@asia.com

Fixed it for you... Maybe I'm watching a different Craig Samson but he's nowhere near Randolph in terms of ability. Why sign someone inferior? There's bound to be another young keeper playing reserve wiling to take a punt on a season or two up here.