underboyleheating Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 He’s gay, he’s bent, his arse is up for rent, Peter Grant, Peter Grant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcC Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 I can´t really understand the text they are singing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faddythedaddy Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Richard Gough.... Signed for Leicester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazamfc Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Jim Gannons 'Well Army!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJC_MKI Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 "She wore, she wore a Claret & Amber ribbon" Sadly, given our Cup performances in recent years this song very rarely gets a run out anymore. Just on the subject of songs, what were the East Stand singing section singing against Hibs the other week to the tune of 'Shoot the runner'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yabba's Turd Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Walk on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 From the slopes of the Fir Park Terracing..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEWELL Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 My 2 favs are...He's only black gay and English. Ahem not a p.c. song directed at Justin Fashanue when he was at Hearts. , Or how about a rousing You'll never lift a trophy Paul McStay.... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that hat Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 From my early days of supporting 'Well: M. O. T. H. E. R. W. E. double L. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelman1991 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 That's the one I couldnae be bothered typing the song You must have left really early on Saturday night - this was being belted out by table 17. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special aka Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 From the slopes of the Fir Park Terracing..... ............. To the playing pitch so green, (or brown in today's money). Nicholas, Nicholas, Charlie Nicholas, He gets the ball, he does fekk all, Charlie Nicholas His name's Brian McClair, but we call him Frank, He plays for the Celts, he's a bit of a wank, He's no good at football, to tell you the truth, Brian McClair is a poof. Nicky's in the middle, Davie's on the wing, Davie slings it over, And Nicky puts in in......... singinging nice one Nicky, nice one son, nice one Nicky lets have another one. McInally - hoi, McInally - hoi, McInally, McInally hoi-hoi-hoi ! For ever and ever, we'll follow the We-ell, to highest heaven, to deepest hell, for we shall be mastered, by who - by no onion baistard, we'll keep the Well flag flying high, so bring on the Hearts the Hibs the Rangers, bring on Spaniards by the score, (by the score), Barcelona - Real Madrid, who the fekk are you trying to kid, coz Motherwell are the greatest football team. Long time ago in Motherwell, the Hearts fans they did pass, And all you could hear up Fir Park was the sound of breaking glass, So listen all you Jamtart fans, just turn yer bus about, Coz you might get into Motherwell, but you won't get fekkin out ! I went to Tynecastle one Wednesday night, And the Jamtarts were there and they wanted a fight, So I pulled out my stanley as quick as a flash, And I shouted we're Motherwell we're Motherwell ya bass, And it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.# The 1st to come at me was 6feet 4, So I lifted my boot and he fell to the floor, Rolling in agony and wriggling in pain, I lifted my boot and I fekk'd him again. And it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC (and so on) 10-20-30-40-50 or more, the Motherwell boys will double the score, well the Paisly tried and the Gorgie died, And they're all buried down by the River Clyde. Oh-Oh-Oh We-e-e-e-e-ell, fekk the IRA, We-e-e-e-e-ell, I'd walk a million miles one one of your goals Oh We-e-e-e-e-ell. If I had the wings of a sparrow, And I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Parkhead tomorrow, And shite on the baistards below-below, Shite on, shite on, I'd shite on the baistards below. Ayr or Kilmarnock, Ayr or Kilmarnock, You'll not knock us off the top, You'll not knock us off the top. There's gonna be another Sommerset Section-B, wank wank wank, Section-B, wank wank wank I love to go a wandering along the cliffs of Dover, and if I saw a Jamtart fan, I'd shove the baistard over The Gorgie got a hell of a shock, Parlez Vous, The Gorgie got a hell of a shock, Parlez Vous, the Gorgie got a hell of a shock, the Well team boys they ran amok, Rinky dinky Parlez Vous. Gie the dug a Jamtart, clap clap clap clap clap, Gie the dug a Jamtart, clap clap clap clap clap. Can you hear the Well fans sing, the Jamtarts ran away, And we will fight for evermore, To watch the We-ell play. Most from a long long time ago, (some of them mine as Fatcalf will testify), when we were young and in a different time, when folks stood at the football and the opposing fans were yards often feet away .... far from the sanitised environment that we know today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motherwell Football Club Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 The reason most of these songs are no longer sung is because they are no longer relevant. In 1932 we won the league, so lets sing about it. Also DYK "In order to be a true motherwell fan you must consume 5 packs of quavers a day." Love wikipedia's accuracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-in-Oz Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Seem to recall a song about Johnny Gaghan on the wing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el-pidge Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 He's green, he's white, His penalties are shite, Paul McStay, Paul McStay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onthefringes Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 Could you go a chicken supper Bobby Sands? Popular ditty when I were a lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelman1991 Posted March 4, 2010 Report Share Posted March 4, 2010 ............. To the playing pitch so green, (or brown in today's money). There's eleven stalwart warriors there the best you've ever seen.............. What wonderful memories of the 'bygone days of yore' big fella - Somerset (always a good to-do), particularly as we reached the dual-carriageway, just before the racecourse, they didn't know what hit them as we came out the side street . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deJaya Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 ............. To the playing pitch so green, (or brown in today's money). great stuff AKA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellAyrshire Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 oh shooshy wooshy wooshy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellAyrshire Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Oh when the saints..... edit - oh aye that was us singing at st midden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Spark Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 He's only a poor little Hearts fan His face is all tattered and torn He makes me feel sick,so i f*ct him with a brick And now he don't sing anymore Richard Gough's in Burnies videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rammer Posted March 5, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Richard Gough's in Burnies videos Just goes to show how much we hate the Jambos reading through these songs. Andy Wanker, yer a Walker, yer a Walker. Paul McStay is illegitimate He aint got no birth certificate he's got aids and he can't get rid of it he's a fe*$an bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzie Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 My 2 favs are...He's only black gay and English. Ahem not a p.c. song directed at Justin Fashanue when he was at Hearts. , Or how about a rousing You'll never lift a trophy Paul McStay.... . I thought the Fashanu one was "He's black, he's gay, he plays for Air-du-ray....Fashanu!' Could be wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rickoza Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 "Ollie Cromwell's Barmy Army" Drogheda '96 What about, in these day's of the multi-coloured Ref outfits, "Who's the mason/f****n/whatever in the black........" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wellarmy Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 Don't think I've heard this song this season. You look in the dustbin for somethin tae eat, ye find a dead rat and ye think its a treat, in yer (name) slums, in yer (name) slums, yer maws on the game an yer da's in the nick, ye can't a job cos yer so fuckin thick, in yer (name) slums, in yer (name) slums. Fuckin love that song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
well-army Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 One of the best I heard at Firpark To Brian Kerr when he played for Hibs. Your just a shite Keith Lasley , Shite Keith Lasley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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