Happy Dosser

Sounds like we're going to try to pure malky them. Tongs, ya bass!

Yes, he probably will. I once saw some advice online: "Never get down and dirty with a pig. The pig will just enjoy it and you always end up covered in shit." In any case, if Hearts beat them on Monday night, they'll be cooked. I love the smell of crackling in the morning 😈.

Facts are wasted on stumers, something I have discovered the hard way. You were quite right, best not to engage, and not to argue with half wits.

I was talking to a Rangers fan earlier today whom I always thought was quite normal. He quickly blew that by saying he was sick of Scottish football because everyone was raising their game just to beat Rangers. When I pointed out both Hearts and MFC had beaten Celtic there was an awkward moment: which allowed me toexpresss surprise at the time. I thought it was Sellick fans who were supposed to be paranoid.

Any truth in the rumour Hearts fans were singing "Stand up and sing for Motherwell" after hearing the result at Ibrox? Surely shome mishtake.......

Conspiracy theorist 😂. Now that I have calmed down a bit, I thought Ward's "bowling" yesterday was excellent and provided some variety in how we usually play out from the back, our third goal being a good example. And that save from Chermissi was brilliant. BTW, isn't Raskin a really annoying wee dweeb? Lovely day today, inntit?

Quite: not bad for "shitebags", innit? 🤣

Unlike us 🤣. If we'd had an out-and-out striker since Game One, who knows what would have happened this season? Happy for Spittal, though.

Apart from all the great goals Willie Pettigrew scored (often against Celtic), one of his greatest feats (imo) was scoring four against Dundee at Dens Park (a young Gordon Strachan and all) in a 3-6 victory. He and Bobby Graham ran riot that day. As for tomorrow, I expect to get little from the referee in front of the baying hordes of Castle Grayskull, even though I think we are good enough to beat them (think of the foul on Fadinger in the last minute of our game at Christmas against Rangers, for example). I think Mr Slattery can expect some "incoming". I noticed Jens mentioned the importance of getting the right refereeing decisions in his pre-match press conference. Unfortunately this might be a further red rag to our "double-down" (and often vindictive) officialdom.

As a wee boy I always looked out for Charlie's blond hair at corners, since he was so good with his head. Of course sometimes Andy Weir would score directly from them anyway and save Charlie the trouble. A truly great Motherwell player ignored by the selectors? That would never happen! 🤣

"Abandon hope all who enter here!" Run, Willie, run!

Ooh! Matron!

To where? Pluto? 🤣

The first time I went there was the early 70s and I was amazed how much better it looked than FP, whose toilets were medieval by comparison. All the best to The Ox and The Pars. Looks like Falkirk's prodigious luck this season (mainly against us, IMO) finally ran out. It's a wee shame for them soanitis 👹.

I'd have been much more surprised if the authorities had done something meaningful and decisive but they will never penalise the OF by a points deduction, especially when (for once) this title race is so close. Their "reaction" to this riot, the banning outspoken journalists and the dreadful refereeing decisions this season show the state of our game is, as the Yanks say, SNAFU.