Ian-in-Oz

On the St Johnstone forum the majority of their fans are predicting a draw.

5-1 to the Well against relegation fodder

Either there's a couple of words missing there or it's a case of whoever scores the most goals over the 90mins will win the game

Are we gonna get these puns on a Daley basis?

Im not lambasting anyone im merely querying why if they feel so strongly about being British they only fly the flag against one team.

My question was and still is if you feel the need to fly a UJ to show your Britishness then why does it only make an appearance against Celtic? If your motivation is to "wind them up" then why no tri colour at Ibrox to wind them up? I have no concern to how Celtic fans feel or what they think of our club i just fail to understand why some of our 'fair minded' supporters think it's great to wind up one half of the OF but not the other. Answers on a postcard

McCall told him before he left that the grass isn't always greener on the other side but he left anyway. So i wouldn't have him back now that he has found out the grass on the other side was a shitty brown colour.

Any letter sent will get the standard reply of "We are unaware of the issues that you mention and will forward your concerns to the appropriate parties for further investigation" in other words it will be swept under the carpet coz they don't give a shit. As for the UJ is a British flag so we should use it then why is it never present at any games other than Celtic? We should take our UJ on Saturday & as St johnstone are also a British club they could bring theirs and we can sit and wave Uj's at each other. Hmm that would be so useful wouldn't it? If you feel so strongly that it's a British flag & you should be flying it then fly it every week not just when your playing a "tim team" coz that just makes you look like a sad bigot who's no better than the ones you're trying to wind up. Motherwell flags only for Motherwell please keep the biggoted shite for the bigots.

Thanks for the info i'll keep my eyes peeled for future updates.

Was there any mention of when this was due to be implemented i.e when are they looking at actually receiving fees from people. I'd be quite interested in joining up even though with the current exchange rate it will end up costing me more than the intial sign up fee. But as i can't make the games anymore it's a way that i can at least contribute something to keep the club merrily chugging along.

On paper these are possibly harder games but apart from St.Mirren the only other SPL team has to be the harder draw. Not to mention no matter how shit Hibs are they have a habit of still beating us then going ten games without another win then beating us again. They seem to be a bit of a bogey team for us & surely there must be some point when they will hit a bit of form. Like i said i think we will win purely due to home advantage but i don't think it will be as easy as some people seem to think.

Had a look at the Pars forum & before the game they were all worried about Humphrey ripping them a new one yet before the game we were wondering if Humphrey would actually turn up. Noticed one idiot on there said the one thing they had in their favour is that Motherwell's keeper is shite! WTF????

Was there not some Oceanic or South American mob recently that were having some kind of protest so they just kept kicking the ball into their own net? Must be a few of their players with a handful of own goals.

Can't believe people are happy with this draw. Home advantage should be enough to get us through but it's the 2nd hardest draw we could get & considering there's so many lower league teams in it why would getting an SPL team be a good draw? Barring any shocks then you are guaranteed an SPL team in the next round so is getting one in this round considered a good draw?

They do have some lovely citizens who will happily watch your motor for a quid

Perhaps you should get a sense of humour before you start the im a better fan than you shite.

There's an ad on tv about women who have bladder leakage when they laugh. Now that ad is for fanny pads but im sure with some modification you could convert them to fit in your jocks. Might want to change them regularly though coz you don't want to smell of pish.

Higgers?? Sounds like an escapee from Rainbow

Are you Dazza in disguise?

One report says Humphrey set up Higdon's second & another report says it was Law that set it up. I mean ffs it's pretty impossible to get the two of them mixed up.

Early goal at the start of the 2nd half to kill the game & give the Dunfermline fans something to really boo

Am i the only one who thinks it's funny that we had the law and the lawless in the same team

So far Dunfermline have played: St Mirren 0-0 first game of the season & we already beat St Mirren ICT 3-3 only point ICT have picked up so far St Johnstone 1-0 at the time St Johnstone couldn't score in a barrel of fannies Dundee Utd 1-0 Utd are piiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh Like i said all the shitey teams except Aberdeen. Haven't seen anything from them that suggests we shouldn't be winning comfortably.

Forbes to play every away game & be dropped for every home game as the boo boys won't get off his back at Fir Park and as a result he struggles at home.

Should just of signed Tom Clancy instead at least he'd tell a a ripping yarn or 2 at half time.