Yabba's Turd

I was pulling names from memory to compare with Melvin Bragg's list of recent strikers, apologies for missing the obvious, it was late.

I never said this was definitive, more of a through the ages glance at forwards we had, tried to include each decade, but I wasn't doing the knowledge, interesting to see the ratios of GPG, if I truly gave a fuck I'd do a deep dive and look at percentage of team goals for each season and total goals scored, but I'm on holiday so, martinis for breakfast it is.

Hughie Ferguson would be worth 100m with that return, tragic story and the man who sclaffed the FA out of England for the only time in it's history.

Stats, fucking love them. Hugh Ferguson 284 in 301, 0.94 Iain St John -80 in 113, 0.7 William MacFadyen 235 in 387, 0.62 Michael Higdon - 40 in 72, 0.55 Dixie Deans - 78 in 152, 0.51 Wullie Pettigrew - 80 in 166, 0.48 KVV -29 in 65, 0.45 Tommy Coyne 57 in 132, 0.43 Louis Moult 39 in 91, 0.42 Pat Quinn 83 in 196, 0.42 John Sutton - 66 in 174, 0.38 Chris Porter 23 in 59, 0.38 Lucas Jukey - 12 goals in 33 ,0.36 Scott McDonald 66 in 191, 0.34 James McFadden - 37 in 112, 0.33 John Spencer 18 in 54, 0.33 Bobby Graham 37 in 132, 0.28 Dougie Arnott 59 in 240, 0.24 David Clarkson 49 in 226, 0.22 Steve Kirk 63 in 301, 0.21 Dirk Lehmann 9 in 43, 0.21 Ross McCormack 10 in 48, 0.2 Henrik Ojamaa 14 in 73, 0.19 Jamie Murphy 34 in 176, 0.19 Lee McCulloch 21 in 124, 0.17

That's not negative, that's facts, we were rotten, have had rotten seasons even with decent returns from strikers, to return to your point, we don't 'ALWAYS' find strikers, we have purple patches, probably more than we statistically should have. And no, I'm not MJC, I don't believe in fairy tales.

Except 83-84. lowest league scorers and a 15 point haul. Dark days

He's a Rangers minded Jambo

Give it a rest.

Met Peter at a lot of the Motherwell reserve games, he's better company than Tom Boyd

I was pretty sure you declared yourself COS years ago when discussing religion on here, meh. It's just a good old fashioned dose of self loathing

Pish, took my son to his 1st Rangers game, the one O'Donnel scored and we lost 3-1, on the way out waking past their fans with my then 7 year old only for one of them to donkey punch his mate straight to the ground for discussing the game 'I told you to rap yer pish and not talk shite' They are both the same, your COS leanings towards protestant leaning teams is telling.

What rule? Telling someone to get to fuck is against the rules?

That was homophobic nonsense that had been reported, I don't read the forum every day so reports are acted upon, and you weren't banned, just warned iirc

Who did I ban?

So it's not Shovel face as some would have had you believe.

Do you want to take over?

There's no arguing that you're a roaster, just saying.

Give yourself peace and get to fuck you absolute roaster

Because he's family.

You were never banned, good to see you have a fine grasp on reality. How do you know nothing happens? The 'I have a life' line, we're 3/3. Think that means you're out.

4.3k posts to your paltry 360, who's forum is it?

This was the day, John Greig was sacked and Jock Wallace left us with Bobby Watson to see us relegated, Ritchie did indeed score the other goal, a penalty, it's also the day my old man mistook the Copeland road end for the Broomloan end and we ended up in amongst the Rangers fans with another bewildered 'well fan who chose to keep wearing his scarf. Obviously we couldn't cheer the 2nd goal but we could join in the chorus of Greig must go, Greig must go, then try and navigate through the protest on Edmiston drive afterwards.

Was he a full kit wanker?

When did Burrows play for Motherwell?

We do, even with Jamie Dolan in goals. Nothing but negativity, why even bother?