Yabba's Turd

My sister's pal was his nurse, he died a while ago. The reason for his smash? Trying to beat his time on horsely brae...

Mickey Weir took the free kick

Jim Gillespie was fucking brutal, as was John Reilly. Gregor Stevens, Alex Kennedy, Paul Shepstone, Neil Candlish, Robert Clark, Derek Weldon, Jason Dair and Alan Sneddon were all fucking rank

I'd give my left bollock to remain unbeaten.

If you could guarantee 3pm on a Saturday or at least only 3 home games on a Sunday then I'd be buying a season ticket, but Friday football and odd kick off times mean the value goes out the window for me.

Shite, they got pumped 5-1

Well done Dan for putting our season back on the road

Was going to write typical of the club, but it's not, it's just a bit of a communication fuck up.

Wouldn't mind it called off actually, I wouldn't put a milk bottle out in that weather

Motherwell's #9

We joined and no one took our dough

This is not a new phenomenon.

Or just simply can't afford to contribute more than paying at the gate.

and if they turn up...

A fixture we need something from, glad it's away from Fir Park and the McCall out crowd. Football Manager aficionados and pant wetters give us your sage advice on what SM should be doing in Dingwall this coming Saturday...

McCall would only leave if he had a job to go to - he hasn't Motherwell would sack him only if we could afford to - we can't That's it, calling for him to resign won't make it happen, we're in the top half of the league at the moment, we could be in Kilmarnock's position, but we're not. Injuries and loss of form have made a precarious situation worse, I'm not saying I'm happy with our season but it's obvious he doesn't fancy Lawson as a 1st choice and Ainsworth has failed to make an impact, we'll see what he does in January, maybe we'll just have to accept that our purple patch is drawing to a close.

We finished 2nd, taking the club further would mean winning the league, or do you just mean a wee bit further forward in one off game competitions? You're talking shite for the sake of it

So we sack him tomorrow and his replacement has to win the league? You are a fucking mentalist.

We've always been shite at shies

Which is unfair on the management because consistently pulling rabbits from hats to exceed that expectation is a bit short sighted. You budget for 11th and one day you'll make target and end up in the playoff. There has to be progress, something we sadly haven't done for a few years. The turnover from our youth system is utter shite.

Will next season's strip be the one with the red neck?

0-6 Celtic when Bobby Watson was in charge was a kick in the chuckies

A high non European place would benefit us better than qualifying.

Well, having watched fitba for nearly 40 years, wee teams who sit in usually get a chance and they took one of the few we limited them to, we tried to control the game but couldn't make room for opportunities and when we did the breaks weren't there, we were pedestrian in our attitude to this match, but we were far from outplayed. They had four players shutting down whichever flank we tried to attack down and the only out ball was back or sideways.

He's still a good player, he's not paid to be creative or score goals. Every team is capable of losing goals, today was a freak result, they happen. It hurts like fuck but let's not talk pish about our assets