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That's a brave post.

That's a peach.

Boyd's a fat, cheating c**t.

I agree with MDW. I think he's often guilty of fannying about, waiting for the ball to come to him.

Ah cannae stick c***s that type in Scoatish dialect. Naw, that's a lie, cos ah dae it aw the time. Am hawf-cut an eatin ma chips. Shurrit.

I don't want to embarrass myself with another drunken Paint effort and I know it wasn't the most popular kit of all time but I wouldn't mind a reprise of this one (no sponsor please ). I'm a firm advocate of the hoop but I do have a soft spot for this one. Probably just nostalgia.

Didn't need to get Paint loaded, found my pic from the Canterbury thread (it was intended to be funny at the time, now it's just laziness)....... Amber jersey, claret hoop, white collar (the pic might look like a V-neck but it should be a proper collar). White shorts. Amber socks with claret tops. Yes, I have been drinking.

I'd buy that first home shirt and the white away shirt. I've never liked black away tops or the often mooted petrol blue shirts. I'll fire up MS Paint and see what happens.

I'd drag my lazy arse to this if I didn't work every Sunday. I think the last time I had Sunday off was last season when we were at home to Falkirk (won 3-2). Admittedly, I'm just looking for an excuse to drink but it seems like a good way to spend an afternoon. Though I can see why folk wouldn't be into watching a game when they know the outcome. Credit to MFC and Crazy Diamond for coming up with and seeing through new ideas that benefit the fans and the club. Very much appreciated.

In the build up to our first goal, "O'Brien, oh he's smoked Grassi". Bet he was dying to use that line.

Mark McGhee Crocodile

Great post. If it's all about the money, Burn_Broomfield's suggestion of Islam may be more profitable though. I quite fancy standing in the East, whipping myself into a frenzy like they do and ranting spurious pish. Much the same as now I suppose. Leave the Buddhism to the Paisley Buddhies.

Good for them. I'm too busy polishing my dancing shoes for the day Romanov pulls the plug.

Aye, 'cause the last time I laughed at Hearts was two minutes ago.

If that's rhyming slang for "shite" then I agree. Chase him.

Aye, maybe.

2 votes for Juke already. Who can back fae Inverness in the TARDIS?

This "Open All Mics" thing is pathetic, it's like sitting in an Xbox lobby. If this is the pish that the over-seas Dossers need to put up with every week, I feel sorry for them.

I fancied a jaunt to Dingwall too. Still, it'll be a nice change to play Killie or Falkirk if we get by ICT.

East Stand, stood at the Cage before the seats went in. I've always liked being next to the away end.

Disappointing. Trafficlight jinxed it.

Happy New Year everyone. All the best to you and yours.

I think he'd be a terrible appointment.

Speaking of Ross County, I'm told that Derek Adams has left Dingwall on unknown business. He apparently took this morning's training session but has disappeared before the afternoon session.