Faraway Saint

Can't you get your own jokes? I'll have a £1 on it.

Name the time and place, canny wait, never been to Europe.

Sorted.

Since my alias is faraway saint, clue in the name, means I don't reside there, but thanks for making the point. Are these games on Sky Sports?

Yes, ya beauty, just as well I've Sky Sports, can follow you all over. Good luck, as I said, I'll always support Scottish teams in Europe.

Obviously, being a bit of an arse, you have not really been out of Murderwell. I'm glad you feel the need to get a tiny bit upset at a "made up story", shows the balanced individual you are.....................NOT! Now, for the reasonable supporters, for what it's worth I would doubt anyone, apart from yourselves, would qualify but it really is a major distraction to the start of the season, could put early strain on your resources. If you do, I wish you all the best, always support Scottish teams in Europe.

Oh, enough girls, I'm dribbling here. Methinks you lot are really wanting this Mickey Mouse competition, just book a long weekend at Euro Disney, cheaper and more fun.

Sure looks like it. You forgot "What's it like to play on grass"

That reminds me of the night you, Bella and myself went to that............ ooops, sorry, that's a secret. Anyone wants the pictures, PM me.

Can see by the hysteria you boys would be really pissed off, for that reason alone hope this is true. Kidding apart, not sure how this is really decided, just have to wait and see what Tuesday brings. The state were in it would probably just be another costly time wasting excercise. Would be funny though, eh?

Just revealed on P&B "I can exclusively reveal that St. Mirren have won the SFA's Fair Play League and will be back in Europe next season. All will be revealed on Tuesday. Congratulations to St. Mirren and hard luck Motherwell." Oh dear, all we need, meaningless games against unknown opposition, woo hoo.

Game of the season: Away to Dundee Utd, Saints lost 3-2 but played with surprising attacking flair. Edited to say, on second thoughts last weeks game against Falkirk, was a truley special day, almost like the 2-3 game against.......... Goal of the season: Dorman against Hibs or Motherwell. Sublime strikes from a class player. Doubt we will be able to hold onto him. Player of the season: Andy Dorman. Quite simply a player who could develop into something special, if the OF don't get him and turn him into a basic "bit part" player. Best moment: Billy Mehmet's outrageous celebrations against Celtic in the cup and against our life saving game against Falkirk last week. I was fortunate to attend both games, class. Worst Moment: Losing 3 in a row after the split. From looking fairly safe all of a sudden we looked favourites to go down, funny old game. Surprise of the year: Playing attacking football a million times more than in the last two seasons. Didn't get us into a better position but pleased some of the fans some of the time. Worst player of the year: Hard to say, at times quite a few contenders. best be diplomatic and say nowt, always works for me, eh? Young player of the year: Stephen McGinn. Showed enough to suggest one for the future. His use of the ball and vision suggests a bright future, hopefully in Black & White. Overall: Disappointing, could do better. Unlike some, I don't think we are any better than our league position suggests. The league does not lie. We did , at times, play much better football. Scoring goals, like most teams, is a problem. Maybe a big tall centre forward would fit the bill?

Frazza, I like your style.

Special AKA, See above just to help you boys and girls. Is there no a Specsavers in Motherwell? Seems like some don't like it, pity, best you keep yer wee forum all to yerselves, but I might be back.

It would appear, Jay (What a knob of a name) that I am, indeed, the worst of all St Mirren posters. Having looked around the Motherwell site, there are quite a few intelligent posts, unfortunately you're not one of them. You offer nothing constructive, only blind opinion. Never mind, keep up the masturbation, you will go blind soon.

Again, as I have said, you could be correct that we will drop down to oblivion. All I can say at this stage is it's still in our own hands although we are playing very poor, as you seen yesterday. Not over till the fat lady sings.

Aye, well coming from a ground that's a slum that's a good yin. Oh, aye, try to have a whip round for some grass seed in the close season, might help. Either that or some buckets and spades, get into the World Sand Castle Championships.

Quite a good summary, only you forgot to mention that you since were so dreadful you must be utterly shite as we hump you rotton on most games. You really take the biscuit, and seemingly more in the rear when you've had a few, so the story goes. Have a nice day.

So would I.

See, there all at it.

Having a "new" surface obviously helps but even over the last 4 months or so it has stayed in brilliant condition. Don't groundstaff communicate? Wouldn't do any harm for your guys to get in touch, got to think it would help your team maintain a better level of football? Just a thought.

Are you related to Kevin Keegan as well? Has Keegan "love children" all over Motherwell or are coming up with these all on your own?

Listening yesterday and reading comments on this site snd ours everyone who spotted we are toothless and running out of ideas is spot on. It's also noted you did play more like you did earlier in the season, why? Also we are equal favourites to go down, not just losing but never really looking like winning, we are in trouble. Next couple of weeks are going to be nail biting, for all the wrong reasons. Great to hear about out staff dealing with your guy and his family, I'll pass that onto our site, probably the only positive we can take from the whole day. Cheers.

Oh, you like the "Batman" quip now, and you can swear? Oh, I've met my match, sorry. Tell Batman you canny even spell Robin.

Last person I heard saying that was Kevin keegan and he was a knob as well. Truth is, you could be right, it's a hard life supporting a diddy team, isn't it.