steelboy

Kettlewell's comments on the website are unreal. He's an expert in talking pish yet he can't even find a way to praise Bair's footballing ability in the slightest. 'Adds to our project', 'experience of playing in the league', 'only 23', 'improve our options'. Do you think he will get goals and win games for us Stuart? Of course you fucking don't.

Well we've got the dud from Perth. Funnily enough it's very quiet about the guy from Arsenal. Kettlewell is betting his managrial career on Bair, Obika and Wilkinson. It's a bold move. Edit - Just seen it's a two year deal. If this guy has the same agent as Paton then it's dodgy as fuck.

It is effecting things. Dundee know how many goals they have to win by. Clancy obviously thought the game was dead which was incompetent but we weren't exactly pushing hard for more goals.

It's good to see him take the shot on with his left foot. Spittal had a decent chance not long before that but shat it from shooting on his weakest foot and wasted the opportunity.

Aye. Hopefully we can avoid Ross County and Killie.

Big Wilkinson is doing a good of making signing the St Johnstone dud a no bad idea. He's hopeless. He doesn't make any runs but is still somehow constantly offside.

Kelty won the shootout so we sneaked in despite our pish performance.

That was us going for it.

Ross County and Airdrie winning and Ayr are obviously a bit savvier than us and have overtaken us. Kettlewell has made a complete cunt of this. Fucked it against 10 men.

We need a goal. Barry Maguire comes on. Fuck off.

Ayr have overtaken us. We might be able to pip Airdrie and Ross County though. Not much urgency on the field.

Instead of putting on the rapid young attacker we are bringing on SOD to win us a few throw ins.

Accies are drawing now but Ayr have equalled our GD.

We are in a goal race with Accies and Ayr now. Currently a goal ahead but we will need more. I'd get Luca Ross on at RWB to stretch them and take Mugabi off.

Looking good for the seed now. Jonny Page lost the plot. Miller's passing is multiple levels above everyone else in the team.

Brutal so far. Wilkinson makes Connor Sammon look a player.

We had a guy from the Juniors on trial and I think most people would have been fine if we signed him to be around the squad. If we signed him to be a starter then it's a different story. The issue here is that we have seen what Obika offers and it's substandard and Wilkinson has offered nothing so far. If these are our starters it's fair to say we are in bother The boy from Arsenal is the kind of gamble we should be looking for but the guy from St Johnstone is basically saying we have given up trying to bring in anyone decent. Last season we played Partick in a friendly with Morris, Efford and Shields up front. People that actually know a bit about football immediately saw that this was a disaster in the making and it obviously turned out that way because they managed zero goals between the three of them. I've seen people on here defending Jacob Blyth and Sherwin Seedorf despite the fact that it's not just that they weren't good enough for us but weren't even Scottish League Two standard.

Looks pish but you never know.

Where's the wind up? I'm pointing out to the brown nosers who are already making excuses that we can't sign anyone decent that they are talking pish. We have signed good players in the recent past and if a manager is saying that he can only manage decline in the squad then he's no good to us.

It does seem like Kettlewell has found Robinson's blarney stone and added a bit of LinkedIn patter. It's all self promotion and he obviously knows there's a good chance none of his signings will impress so he's getting his excuses in early.

We should be trying to sign players of the standard of KVV, Moult, Cole, Watt, Long, Lang. Even Curtis Main is better than the guys we are bringing in.

He made no impact in a season and a half in our league. St Johnstone fans all said he was hopeless. If this is actually true we will have 4 strikers and presumably that will be it for the window up front. Scary.

It was bad enough signing Obika who was hopeless for us. Signing a guy who was even worse for St Johnstone is fucking unbelievable. Does Kettlewell think talking pish in BBC interviews can replace scoring goals? You genuinely have to wonder what he is thinking about with these signings.

St Johnstone rejects. We are hitting a new low.

Kilmarnock dropped points so we just need Forfar not to win in 90 minutes in Paisley and get a better win than Accies and Ayr.