Welldel Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Posted this before but still makes me laugh His name is Francis But we call him Frank He plays for the Celtic a bit of a wank He's useless at Football and that is the truth Frank MacAvennie's a Poof Nanana. (Clyde Alloy Bus) mid 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_P Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I thought the Fashanu one was "He's black, he's gay, he plays for Air-du-ray....Fashanu!' Could be wrong though. I can't remember what if anything we sang that day but Airdrie fans actually sang that themselves when he played for them. I think it was, and I could swear he went to the wrong set of fans when he came out of the tunnel. He got dogs abuse that day! <_> Aye it was his debut and if you ever happen to see the highlights (yabbasturd may be able to oblige) it does look as if he's coming out the tunnel and applauding the East Stand. I mind back in the day fretting about playing Airdrie in what was quite an important game in the battle against the drop, flicking on the teletext and seeing the headline "Airdrie sign £1m striker". Just a bit misleading. Mind we tried to sign him about 3 months after that though?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_P Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Mols' wife is like a camel In similar vein, I recollect "Michael Mols has got a monkey for a wife" being heartily sung against Rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJC_MKI Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not a song but I always loved the 'Junkie Junkie' chants at Andy McLaren that eventually caused him to have a near breakdown at Fir Park when he played for Dundee United. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 I can't remember what if anything we sang that day but Airdrie fans actually sang that themselves when he played for them. Was that not the "EE AYE OH down ye go AIRDRIE AIRDRIE" day ? And as and alternative to having ones head kicked in - "You're gonnie look like Sandy Richardson" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don_keyride Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 Not a song but I always loved the 'Junkie Junkie' chants at Andy McLaren that eventually caused him to have a near breakdown at Fir Park when he played for Dundee United. Haha that was magic! Did he not lose it and get sent off in front of our fans at Rugby Park as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ankles Posted March 9, 2010 Report Share Posted March 9, 2010 He's fat ,He's round He's worth a million pound, Its Stevie Cowan Its Stevie Cowan Andy Walker's wife's a Hoor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infamous Wee Grafter Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 A-CC-I-E-S, Hamilton Accies are the best, Ha ha ha ah, Ha ha ah, Ha ha (well unless Deky is at the game, that is) Always mind being told about a away day in the early 80s where some Well Fans were dressed up as Elvis and prancing about to Rock A Hula....maybe one for Pie or MJ to confirm??? Also was there a song to the tune of Do Run Run with the words? Oooh the Hibees Run, Oooh the Hibees Run, The Hibees run run, The Hibees run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcalf Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Always mind being told about a away day in the early 80s where some Well Fans were dressed up as Elvis and prancing about to Rock A Hula....maybe one for Pie or MJ to confirm??? Nope, there were some guys used to dress up for Cup games away from home now and again but I don't even know what Rock a Hula is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onthefringes Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Also was there a song to the tune of Do Run Run with the words? Oooh the Hibees Run, Oooh the Hibees Run, The Hibees run run, The Hibees run Let's not do what the Airdrie do, they do run run, they do run run Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infamous Wee Grafter Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Nope, there were some guys used to dress up for Cup games away from home now and again but I don't even know what Rock a Hula is. Let's not do what the Airdrie do, they do run run, they do run run Good man fringe, i remembered the Hibee Remix version Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rab_mackinnon Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 ONE EYE YOU'VE ONLY GOT ONE EYE!!!!! DEAN SHIELS BAD I KNOW BUT U DON'T HEAR IT ANYMORE SO THOUGHT IT WAS RELEVANT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcalf Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Good man fringe, i remembered the Hibee Remix version When I said I didn't know what Rock a Hula is, I should have also mentioned I don't want to know either so al no bother clicking on that if ye don't mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazamfc Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 I dont know if its been mentioned but htat song they used to play before over the tannoy before the game.The do do do do do do do do song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special aka Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Nope, there were some guys used to dress up for Cup games away from home now and again but I don't even know what Rock a Hula is. Me neither, sorry. Do mind inflatables being popular, and some wag taking an inflatable Pope into the Bronx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decorator Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Me neither, sorry. Do mind inflatables being popular, and some wag taking an inflatable Pope into the Bronx did you take the bridgeworks song book up north ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special aka Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 Lock yer shops , hide yer beer, the mental Bridgework Boys are here, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcalf Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 What about the Dambusters theme tune, stripped tae the waist and making aeroplane actions whilst running around in circles on the terraces. Huvnae seen that yin done properly since Dortmund. Or the Hokey Cokey with the words changed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart_B Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Nobody else has mentioned it, possibly because it wasn't that popular, and it was some tmie ago.....possibly late 70s early 80s. Theme from The Sting, and after each line, you would clap once and raise a hand in the air. Does anybody else remember this, or have I really gone senile ? I also remember taking the p1ss out of a ball-boy at Dumbarton during the game we thrashed them 6-0 (Brucie hat-trick IIRC). Songs like "There's only one ugly ball-boy", "the ball-boy sits to pee" and other such gems. I guess there were too few opposition fans to sing at. I'm sure we managed a lusty "You're staying down again" to the jambos when we beat them 1-0 in the last game of our Div.1 winning year under David Hay, and Killie won at QoS to consign them to another season in Div.1 instead of them coming up with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcalf Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 I'm sure we managed a lusty "You're staying down again" to the jambos when we beat them 1-0 in the last game of our Div.1 winning year under David Hay, and Killie won at QoS to consign them to another season in Div.1 instead of them coming up with us. I'm sure we were all too busy figuring out how to get back to our buses in one piece to sing that day. Everyone around me was stuffing their scarves up their juke, I thought that was a good idea then remembered I had some mad pink and yella furry jumper on (skinhead/punk thing youngsters ) which the Hearts fans had picked up on long before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decorator Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 I'm sure we were all too busy figuring out how to get back to our buses in one piece to sing that day. Everyone around me was stuffing their scarves up their juke, I thought that was a good idea then remembered I had some mad pink and yella furry jumper on (skinhead/punk thing youngsters ) which the Hearts fans had picked up on long before then. that was one scary walk[run] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzie Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Sounds like a scary jumper anol'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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