Seeing the behaviour of Celtic over the past week it's like a tinder date gone wrong. They both get home after the date that went OK but nothing special.
Celtic texts Turnbull, "So how do you think it went? Do we see each other again?"
Turnbull replies "Look I had a nice time but I'd prefer just to be friends"
"Eh? ....... How come?, was it something I said or did?"
Celtic's mum gets involved by texting"Hey, Celtic's lovely, just often misunderstood, I'm sure you'd be a great addition to the family"
"Why is your mum getting involved? Jeez ..... Well if you do ask, you went on a bit too much about your ex from Govan and Ireland for my liking"
"Arsehole, hope you meet a munter"
"Well actually, its a wee hottie from the East of England that's far more attractive, all my friends say they seem lovely, thanks all the same"
Celtic then rant via Facebook newsfeed "Went out on a date last night with an ungrateful bastard. Fuck you, you're not really my type anyway but I thought I'd give you a chance #toogoodforyou #bhoyswillbebhoys #hatetheplayernotthegame"