This seems most likely given all the half clues.
Where did he play against Gretna? I'd imagine we're looking for a wide midfielder rather than a forward given we've got Long, Johnson, Cole and Scott at the club.
Feels like a member of the coaching staff is accused of shagging the, usually nonexistent, attractive female physio at each club in the country every season.
He shouldn't just be "one of the highest earners at the club", he should be the best paid players at the club my miles. I've obviously not been around for our entire history but he's the best footballer we've had in at least 20 years.