johnstone

Is that our second player award? Quality from the Las - he has been brilliant all season.

So if Gordon is worth 6 million. I would rate Randolph at about 1.5 to 2 million.

How much did hearts get for Craig Gordon?

Great player. Very rare for him to have had a bad performance with us. I think his and Hateley consistency this season has been one reason why we are sitting where we are in the SPL.

It's awful. The thing is it could be really good, but they need to stop getting guys like Levien on. They are just useless in front of the camera. Craigan should host it with Lasley. The scottish linekar and shearer combo!

Naismith gets injured and it's all deep concern and how awful they feel for him. Almost a few tears shed in the studio. Hammell gets injured and there is a bit of a laugh and a joke and not a word on how he is. Also levien spitting blood at his boyfriend almost getting the sack and creaming himself over all these talented youngsters at Dundee Utd. The same Dundee Utd that's been fucking shite for a year. c***s.

Where was Hutchinson playing today? Also how did Forbes do?

Right I want updated on the leader board. It may have taken 182 pages of tripe, but I got this one on the money!

I quite like the idea of friday fitbaw.

I would be suprised if he didn't sign.

Sign!

Sneaky!

Wasn't that bad. Killie are a decent team. Lots of chances from two teams who were just unlucky in front of goal. Nothing to worry about.

Lasleys hairy legs.

Nah, you must be on the wind up. Either that or you are shit stirring - or genuinely a bit thick. Ever thought that maybe playing in the EPL for most of your career is better than 'winning' things in the SPL?

Aye, get hime tae fuck. Useless c**t.

Whit aboot Omar Daley ya bunch of moaning c***s he missed a fucking sitter in the last minute. Lets get rid of the c**t. Would be better with a corpse in the team.

MJC. McFadden is not signing for Celtic.

Outstanding season. McCall has been a revelation.

It upsets you enough to ramble total shite on a regular basis. How do you know exactly that James McFadden will eventually sign for Celtic. Also how did you know this when he signed for Everton? You are making things up and proclaiming them as gospel. I couldn't give a flying fuck if Faddy goes to Celtic.

What are the Euromillion numbers tonight? Away off your fucking high horse.

No fair play to you mate. Get rid of the music at the start. That was brutal.

Where do you and your mates find the time?

Thats a good point too!