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Lock yer shops , hide yer beer, the mental Bridgework Boys are here, nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah

Me neither, sorry. Do mind inflatables being popular, and some wag taking an inflatable Pope into the Bronx

Will never forget that mate. I was meaning since the SFL began in the late 19th century.

yo-yo means:- up then down then up then down aka promotion then relegation then promotion then relegation. So he is not justified describing us as a 'yo-yo' team.

.............. To you ya Jamtart b###### Oh I just loved the visit of the Jambos in the 70's ................ great fun

Who was the last team to come up from the 1st Div and go straight back down ? I can't remember In recent times, Caley, St Mirren, Falkirk and Accies have all managed to survive their 1st year in SPL, coz the SPL is pisssh Also Mr Speirs, what makes us a "Yo-Yo" team ? Only the Mauld Firm, Hibs, Hearts and Aberdeen, ( I think), have accumulated more seasons in the top flight than us. You may have your reasons for being against an extension to the current set-up but being personal against Clubs, who despite adversity, seem to do quite well is very poor journalism and puts you in the Chick Young club.

Shotgun event was it

Top 2 are better IMHO ........... Tartans

9% biers and he did very well imho, but we were tucked up in bed rather early that night ... fearful of missing the train you see. btw Mr punk, it's rather difficult to identify this kilt with MFC, very little claret and amber if I remember correctly. Just looks grey and bland .................. what happened to the old Rupert the Bear tartan we used to have ? At least that looked C&A.

I'm not a huge fan, of the tartan that is. Slev looks very dashing in Nancy

Bring on anybody

Ya Beezer

Can't say, for legal reasons, but remember who did all the talking to the media afterwards ? Lotta #####

That'll do thank you .............. young Jamie finding the net regularly now. No mistakes at the back, keep it tight and we could improve our goals for column rather nicely thanks.

Good times to follow the 'Well. Doubt there was a manager worth his salt at the time who did not motivate his players in such a way as described above. Some very good players mentioned above, probably the best team not to win anything IMHO.

Should get a decent result then

Good pitch should suit our passing game, and hopefully result in a must win if we are to stay in touch with 3rd spot aspirations. Another 1-0 and I'll be happy

Looks very similar to the plans for that one up the 'Craig. Here's to a home-win

............. To the playing pitch so green, (or brown in today's money). Nicholas, Nicholas, Charlie Nicholas, He gets the ball, he does fekk all, Charlie Nicholas His name's Brian McClair, but we call him Frank, He plays for the Celts, he's a bit of a wank, He's no good at football, to tell you the truth, Brian McClair is a poof. Nicky's in the middle, Davie's on the wing, Davie slings it over, And Nicky puts in in......... singinging nice one Nicky, nice one son, nice one Nicky lets have another one. McInally - hoi, McInally - hoi, McInally, McInally hoi-hoi-hoi ! For ever and ever, we'll follow the We-ell, to highest heaven, to deepest hell, for we shall be mastered, by who - by no onion baistard, we'll keep the Well flag flying high, so bring on the Hearts the Hibs the Rangers, bring on Spaniards by the score, (by the score), Barcelona - Real Madrid, who the fekk are you trying to kid, coz Motherwell are the greatest football team. Long time ago in Motherwell, the Hearts fans they did pass, And all you could hear up Fir Park was the sound of breaking glass, So listen all you Jamtart fans, just turn yer bus about, Coz you might get into Motherwell, but you won't get fekkin out ! I went to Tynecastle one Wednesday night, And the Jamtarts were there and they wanted a fight, So I pulled out my stanley as quick as a flash, And I shouted we're Motherwell we're Motherwell ya bass, And it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC, We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen.# The 1st to come at me was 6feet 4, So I lifted my boot and he fell to the floor, Rolling in agony and wriggling in pain, I lifted my boot and I fekk'd him again. And it's Motherwell, Motherwell FC (and so on) 10-20-30-40-50 or more, the Motherwell boys will double the score, well the Paisly tried and the Gorgie died, And they're all buried down by the River Clyde. Oh-Oh-Oh We-e-e-e-e-ell, fekk the IRA, We-e-e-e-e-ell, I'd walk a million miles one one of your goals Oh We-e-e-e-e-ell. If I had the wings of a sparrow, And I had the arse of a crow, I'd fly over Parkhead tomorrow, And shite on the baistards below-below, Shite on, shite on, I'd shite on the baistards below. Ayr or Kilmarnock, Ayr or Kilmarnock, You'll not knock us off the top, You'll not knock us off the top. There's gonna be another Sommerset Section-B, wank wank wank, Section-B, wank wank wank I love to go a wandering along the cliffs of Dover, and if I saw a Jamtart fan, I'd shove the baistard over The Gorgie got a hell of a shock, Parlez Vous, The Gorgie got a hell of a shock, Parlez Vous, the Gorgie got a hell of a shock, the Well team boys they ran amok, Rinky dinky Parlez Vous. Gie the dug a Jamtart, clap clap clap clap clap, Gie the dug a Jamtart, clap clap clap clap clap. Can you hear the Well fans sing, the Jamtarts ran away, And we will fight for evermore, To watch the We-ell play. Most from a long long time ago, (some of them mine as Fatcalf will testify), when we were young and in a different time, when folks stood at the football and the opposing fans were yards often feet away .... far from the sanitised environment that we know today.

Should I stay or should I go ? Every time I turn up we are shyte, aint seen us score since cup-tie at Tynecastle

Can't believe where we are given where we were pre-season and again in mid December. I wasn't happy with the Craig Brown appointment, however I'm eating my words big time on that Whatever happens between now and the end of the season MFC have proved many in the media wrong - those who had us favourite for the drop, and save a wee bad spell in Nov/Dec we could have been pushing for a Top-2 place. The Rollercoaster Ride is quite remarkable.

confidence, continuity and coaching

Another win and another clean sheet ............... Got to be happy with that

TFFT

It took them a long long time to learn not to