AllyMax

I did a gig with Gary a couple of years ago and he was using my mics, PA system etc. He had a go at taking the piss. Part way through his act, he accidentally stood on my mic reverb pedal, so started echoing like fuck. When I told him to press the pedal again, to switch it off, he stepped on the harmony pedal, turning it on too. he sounded like three echoing daleks talking. When I jumped onto the stage to switch them off, he said 'There you go folks, his act is all based around electronic pedals, he canny really play anything'. I said, "press the one in the middle big man. It might fuckin' say something funny". Not the funniest comedian I've ever seen. Hope he's no readin' this though, he's a big cnut and he'd kick fcuk out of me

I always thought he was a reasonable player, but I reckon he became more of a 'legend' when he was out injured and rose tinted specs made everyone think he was better than we thought. Especially when the Malpish season was going so badly and everyone needed something to look forward to. Things will be better when Corrigan is back Having said that, he stuck with us through the bad times and 'Well stuck with him through his bad times. All in all, a reasonable player.

A bit raw, but a good solid central defender, partnered by the rather uncompromising Wullie McVie Add players like Wullie Watson, Peter Miller and Stu McLaren and nobody fucked wi' the 'Well. Oh Aye, forgot to add, delivered Gregor Stevens' papers when he lived in Garrowhill

JHC on a bike............thought that was real too !! HOTD for this pish !

No fuckin' way.....ya pair o' wierdos. The chips should never touch the pie on the plate. Only in the gub ! And any c**t who cuts a pie in half needs a right good baw-kickin' !!

Mutly might prefer the peado chants now to being called 'Mark McGhee, Aberdeen Manager' :-)

Probably more to do with the fact that you look fuckin' scary :-)

Me and ma da had E69 & 70 in the Main Stand from 1976 to about 2004/5. Right behind the home dug out. In fact, nice and close to abuse the manager. More than once, Mr Ginger McBaws told me to shut the fuck up when I was giving him managerial advice :-) He did eventually take it though, and fucked off

And to think I got rewarded with a 'hied in hands' smiley and a load of crap sarcasm about how everyone in Norn Iron loves him when I suggested that before the game. Gannon may have got some stuff wrong, but he wasn't wrong about Craigan. Might still be good with a dominant central defender next to him, but as the dominatrix he's not good enough.

Don't tell me Flow is playing............... That's worse than having McGarry in the squad !

Ha. Cheers. Might sign the boy Reynolds for Stockport next week right enough, but you can keep the Past-It-Paddy

Aye, but Norn Iron probably have fewer players to choose from than we do

Is Craigan/Reynolds really our best defensive set up ? I know it's been done to death, but I don't think Craigan is secure enough and doesn't attack the ball enough in the box. Might benefit from a sweeper behind him, but I really think his days are over. Looks to me like Craigan may have picked that team

For fuxache ref, get the full time whistle blown

Back in the 'olden days' when I were a boy, we signed a guy called Mike Larnach who had scored a million goals for Clydebank, went down south but didn't make it, then came back north to us. He'd played a good few games without scoring then gets his forst goal for the club, from a cross, but he hit it in with his arse or his thigh or something. Cue the usual goal celebration, and the old geezer behind me says to his pal "Och, that was an awfy bad goal that boay just scored". Nothing I've heard at Fir Park since has ever surprised me PS - Mike Larnach ended up back at Clydebank again and basically bagged another couple of million goals for them. For some reason, he couldn't score in the proverbial with a 'Well strip on.

Might be Gardner mate. I seem to remember he played very little that season and left us for pastures worse :-) He was the Fitzy of his era, in that he was the one the fans blamed everything on. Looking back at them days when you had guys like Peter Miller, Stewart McLaren, Willie McVie and Gregor Stevens in your team, nae cnut f*cked wi' the 'Well :-)

Whos is that with the '8' shirt on ? I know it's the gentle Mr McVie in the air but surely Wullie P would normally have had the '8' shirt that season ?

Feck !! Wish I hadn't posted that now....one more would have been just fine :-(

Too many 'John Ruddy makes a save' on the text updates for my liking :-(

Aberdeen at Fir park in a midweeker circa 1973. 'Well won 2-0 :-)

Paul Wilson is the earliest I can remember too (good player for the rattlers, shit for us though !!)

Best one for me has to be the first 'Well v h**s game I went to...it was around '75 - '76 (the first season of the premier league after they changed from the old first div. Anyways, we drew something like five games at the start of the season (including the Mhankies), then lost away to the whipping boys for the season (St Johnstone), then followed that up with a home win against Hibs. Then came the h**s at home. One down early on and I'm sure it was Bobby Watson who lofted one in to the top corner from what seemed like miles out. Canny mind who scored the other two, but we fucked them over 3-1 and it was the first time I can remember (i'd be about 13) where i was hoarse, breathless, excited to fuck, almost greetin' and every other thing going all at the same time. Have never lost that feeling you get when you see the 'Well butt-fuck either of the old firm :-)

Would tend to agree matey, but it looks shit with the letters peeled off and the residue still on the shirt If they didn't put them on to start with, I think it would look much better. Still, it's my kids shirt and he's pissed right off now

Cheers for that matey. Will need to phone and send it back. A trip 'across the water' to take it back aint on, unfortunately

Evenin' all. Anyone else had any probs with the new kit ? I bought a full kit for my sons birthday. It had the WELL lettering on it instead of JAXX (presumably because it was for a kid). Anyroadup, it got it's first (cool) wash today and came out with the lettering in a sticky mess of a ball at the bottom of the washing machine It came up clean enough and the material still looks fine, but it's now just got shadowy marks on it where the lettering used to be. Anyone else had similar probs ?