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Seems like everyone thinks we are going to hump them! Wheres MJC to give this thread some balance?

Hi all I've just heard i was in levante, can anyone confirm please? There's a small recollection of having bought and subsequently lost a pair of socks on a roof, but everything else is vague. Help please - anyone

Those quotes that youcancallmejohn pulled off a Rangers forum just show the mentality of some of these idiots. I would love one of them to be stupid enough to start advocating some kind of riot or violence, only to be met with a knock on the door from Mr Plodd. The two Rangers fans I work with have just told me tickets are going to be £15, ideal. Definatley try and get along to that. Incidentally, the two guys in question whilst they have their own demons (being Rangers fans) they generally laugh just as much as the rest of us at the online lunatics. They pointed out a thread to me this morning on RM, apparantly EA Sports have excluded Rangers from the new release of FIFA. Seems reasonable enough since they won't include the rest of the SFL. The RM board was having a melt down. This is my particular favourite....... This is an absolute disgrace. The complaints the Celtic fans made in their thousands over the summer about our "apparent inclusion" seem to have paid off. Shame on EA pandering to the filth. People not into computers will laugh this off and claim it means nothing, nothing could be further from the truth, this is massive. Any statements from EA on why the worlds most successful and one of their biggest customer bases have been excluded?

The rangers boys at work have said they have had 2 pay at the gate games at ibrox this season. Proper money at the turnstyle, not buy a ticket at the office on the night

I fancy going. Usually I get offered plenty of free tickets to sit in the Rangers end. After years of paying £25 to watch us get humped and and no real opportunity to shout/sing, I started taking the tickets a couple of years ago. Given our performances at Ibrox, its a reasonable enough concession to get to watch the game for free. However....... not a fucking chance I'll be in the Rangers end this time! Bring them on! Might even cancel any work meetings for the next day incase the voice isn't working by the end.

Just had a look at the thread in question on RM, 4pages in & not one of the idiots have clocked its the away stand!! To be fair, some of my sane minded Rangers mates have long since said it really is a collection of mongo's that post on it all day. Makes this place look like a mensa convention in comparison!

Sevco, newco or whatever they are called, may well be struggling in div 3, but make no mistake, their players and fans will be treating a tie against SPL opposition as a cup final and going at it 100%. Theres also the small matter of our capitulation to Rangers, you could put 11 school dinner ladies on the field in Rangers jerseys and they would probably beat us 4-0! Im happy enough to build our own momentum in the league and cups, leave others to play both half of the old firm. We can take them down in the latter stages if we have to.

I know he doesn't get 100% adoration on these boards but I think we would really miss Hatley if he was off. He might not be the best RB we have ever had, but he's solid, dependable and consistent. I wouldn't be surprised if he was one of the first names on McCalls team sheet every week. * The above opinion is in relation to Tam Hately Right Back, not Tam Hately midfielder. ** However you want to spell his surname!

You know we were 1-0 down when you posted that??

Hope Dazzers not listening to this commentary. Crags..... "We all know Chris Humphrey can change a game, we all know he's got potential, unfortunately their are huge question marks over other parts of his game!"

Mine is working, its half time, they'v flicked over to Anfield. It will be back for the 2nd half.

Sounds encouraging, come on 'well, intae them! 45 minutes of blood and thunder please!

If we win 3-1 wouldnt we go through on away goals??

I'de probably be dead if I won it, spent it myself and the wife found out further down the line

Got me there, just looked on my open bets, its 2500/1! Get in!

Some throw away change on tonights game. Very little chance of it coming up so minimum investment, but since my normal, well thought out Saturday investments return heehaw, I might as well give this a shot. Motherwell to win 3-0 - 500/1. £1 Motherwell to qualify through pens - 500/1. £1 Ojamma to score first and Motherwell to win 3-0 - £225/1. £1 Captain Keith to score anytime 22/1. £1.

I heard the moaning c**t that sits behind me in the east saying, 'That Ojamma's fucking lazy at times!' I had my head in my hands at that point

Seems Coventry fans think he's one of the best 11! http://www.skybluest...n-everyone-play Probably should be in the other fitbaw section, but hopefully the mod's will leave it here to get Dazzers attention.

Dazzer, shut the fuck up. Our best opportunity of the game last Thursday was when Humphrey beat his man down the wing, there was four Motherwell players bombing it into the box and he passed it straight to the keeper! Humphry is a good player for us, but wouldn't get in the Coventry first team with your man Jennoe and certainly won't play many games at Celtic. I actually hope we keep him if £200k is all thats on offer, however one of the benefits of selling him would be not reading your constant drivel about the boy!

500/1 on Paddy Power. Highly unlikely but worth a throw away quid

Im not Humphry's biggest fan but I do appreciate what he can bring to the team. This is mental however, at a time when McCall says we need to strengthen and bring in more players, why are we considering letting one of our best weapons leave for comparitive peanuts. Im the first to admit that the Hump will only turn up for 1 game in 3, and even when he brings his boots he won't be at the races the full game. When he is on his game, and his team mates remember to play the ball into space infront of him, he is devastating. Not just in goal creation, but as a pressure release. How many times have we been under the cosh and hemmed in, Randy throws the ball to the Hump and within seconds we are in the opposition box? Even against St Midden, when he came on, the rest of our team got more space because the Midden doubled up on him. £200k, not for me. Of course, this could be a case of the board telling McCall that if he really wants to keep Hutch then we need to offload someone. * Or as others have pointed out, just pish in the papers!

Dundee United are worse off financially than we are. I fully understand that strikers go for more than defenders, but DUFC have learnt how to get maximum value for their players, Goidwillie& probably Russel going for big £! We really need to learn how to play the market

£600k for Hutchy? Can we not learn a thing from our current main rivals - Dundee United who have slapped a £2m price tag on Russel!

Why was he playing on Saturday? Was there a game of kirby outside his house?

So you really think that the stumbling block is not Faddy dropping £18k off his weekly wages, but the Captain Keith will be on £300 more than him per week??