As kids playing football in Earnock I started looking for a team to support, one of my classmates supported Celtic so I decided I would also support Celtic.
But I quickly learned that there was an intractable divide and Celtic was on the wrong side as far as my household was concerned.
Another friend supported Aberdeen, so that was no use, and Weeyin supported Motherwell. So when Motherwell played Rangers a few weeks later my Blue Nosed father happily took me to the game, probably hoping I'd be impressed with his boyhood team and feeling confident that their 5 - 0 win would convince me to support the team in blue...
...But I've been a Dosser ever since that game in 1974.
And to be fair my father did continue to take me to the games, even when it meant driving passed Ibrox on our way to Fir Park from our new home in Renfrewshire.