McAveety, McAveety, there's no one like McAveety...
...He's broken every human law, he breaks the law of graveety.
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare,
And when you reach the scene of crime--McAveety's not there!
You may seek him in the basement, you may look up in the air--
But I tell you once and once again, McAveety's not there!