Electric Blues

If the ref had decided on the day that it was simulation - just like diving in the box - the result would have been a yellow. The 4-match suspension is punishment for making the ref and VAR officials look a bunch of twats, not for the offence itself.

It could be argued that they were both already screwed before he joined them, but it's still funny.

Like how you need to specifically include "with the ball" there - but I know what you mean!

He only got 30 minutes, but it looks like a familiar story so far...

You can say "What if?" about so many games this season, but IF we hadn't dropped points after being 3-0 up against Hearts, and IF the stone wall last minute penalty had been awarded (and scored) against Rangers, we'd be sitting in outright second place just now, just 4 points behind Hearts. Of course, there's also a parallel universe where we lost half of the games we drew - sliding doors...

Fadinger "just" 92.9%.

It would certainly be nice to extend their winless run to 17 with a pumping for the ages, but slightly hollow without Kettlewell in the dugout.

Or Fir Pakora, if you're on P&B

If you'd told me this time last year that we'd soon be arguing about whether we had the strength in depth to be considered genuine title contenders I'd have laughed in your face. However this season ends up, that's progress!

The only absolute certainty is that we won't get 5.

He went 15 winless with us - 9 losses and 6 draws. His current run has 8 losses and 2 draws, but they have some easier-looking fixtures coming up.

What, and break Kettlewell's winless run? That's a step too far.

For theme tunes alone, The Flashing Blade, and Black Beauty.

Now that's weird - I'm definitely not seeing that. Yep, the recent Aberdeen results, for example: one is missing, and it says the 1-1 draw was an SWPL match, even though it still shows up in the first team filter.

The results/fixtures section looks ok to me, except that November seems to be missing entirely, including today's match. I expect it'll all get sorted out pretty quickly. ETA: Just had a look at the Society web page and it's the same there, so a "data" issue rather than an "app" issue, apparently.