Electric Blues

If their whole team were denied visas, would we be awarded a 3-0 win by default? Because I might know someone who works in that department...

Aye, that's simultaneously above & beyond, but arguably the least he could do. Well done Brian.

It's cute that you think 1990 is the "modern era"

First pick: Brian McLaughlin.

If Graeme Smith had been in goals for us that day we'd probably have lost 12-3.

"Singing Together" on BBC School Radio, circa 1972?

He'd be better than McCoist!

Featuring not 1, not 2, but 5 (FIVE) Motherwell players!

"unlikeable guy" is a bit personal, although in fairness I suppose MJC has been called much worse over the years

Everybody's entitled to their opinion, isn't that the mantra? No need to get personal.

If the ref had decided on the day that it was simulation - just like diving in the box - the result would have been a yellow. The 4-match suspension is punishment for making the ref and VAR officials look a bunch of twats, not for the offence itself.

It could be argued that they were both already screwed before he joined them, but it's still funny.

Like how you need to specifically include "with the ball" there - but I know what you mean!

He only got 30 minutes, but it looks like a familiar story so far...

You can say "What if?" about so many games this season, but IF we hadn't dropped points after being 3-0 up against Hearts, and IF the stone wall last minute penalty had been awarded (and scored) against Rangers, we'd be sitting in outright second place just now, just 4 points behind Hearts. Of course, there's also a parallel universe where we lost half of the games we drew - sliding doors...

Fadinger "just" 92.9%.

It would certainly be nice to extend their winless run to 17 with a pumping for the ages, but slightly hollow without Kettlewell in the dugout.

Or Fir Pakora, if you're on P&B

If you'd told me this time last year that we'd soon be arguing about whether we had the strength in depth to be considered genuine title contenders I'd have laughed in your face. However this season ends up, that's progress!

The only absolute certainty is that we won't get 5.

He went 15 winless with us - 9 losses and 6 draws. His current run has 8 losses and 2 draws, but they have some easier-looking fixtures coming up.

What, and break Kettlewell's winless run? That's a step too far.

For theme tunes alone, The Flashing Blade, and Black Beauty.