Yeah, October 1998. Same weekend as a Scotland Euro-2000 game against Estonia at Tynecastle. Watched it in a Scottish Bar near the Heineken Brewery, then went into town, drank lots, went into the Banana Bar and drank more lots, watched my mate eat a creamy banana from a tart's front bottom, then took in a sex show and got dragged up onto stage to take part (passively), my fault for wearing a kilt and sitting in the front row ..... never been so scared as I was encouraged to pull 300 feet of ribbon from this babe's front bottom , then drank even more lots, found a crackin nite club full of tall birds (guys dressed as birds ) then got bought lots of drink by a US Marine who'd driven up from Bosnia and who could hold 3 pints in one hand and drink them without spilling a drop, back to the red light area where some lass tried to give me a freebie in a bar it's the kilt I tell you then more drink and when we came out it was daylight and match day.
Shyte trip