numpty

Same here...

Penalty to the 'Well! Sounds controversial... Scores!

Penalty to the 'Well!

1-0 St Midden.

Well as we played, we still allowed them 21 shots on goal, and they failed to score with any of them. Some of those misses were down to good defending and goalkeeping, but a lot of it was just terrible finishing, and we can't take the credit for that. They were crap all by themselves

His big brother was just as much of a fanny, if not more so.

Three points for me. Getting to the semis means nothing if you don't at least get to the final as well, and there'd be no guarantee of that

http://www.stockportexpress.co.uk/sport/fo...nnons_cup_quest

Writes some great comics, but

Remember sitting in a car park in Bristol listening to the start of the game on Radio Scotland, before my night class started. Couldn't believe it when I came back out and heard the final score!

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12010_5639733,00.html

Ach, you always expect Celtic to get a late winner anyway, so no point fretting about it! Jennings on for Murph...

Sutton on for the Duke...

Been doing it all afternoon here...

And to be really pedantic, it would be a wee bit nicer if your links pointed to either the article, or at least the actual Twitter status message you're talking about, rather than just a generic pointer to your Twitter homepage... doesn't particularly bother me as I'm following you on Twitter anyway, but would make life easier for those who aren't...

Paedophile

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/sport/4672322...st_in_defender/

However, if there was an usher/ette nearby (which is admittedly a rarity these days), I'd still expect to be told to sit down, just like at the fitba'.

Funnily enough, the same reasons I started drinking it myself... actually has a taste as well, unlike most of the pish that passes for lager these days. Can't get it anywhere on draught over here though (except for Becks Vier, which falls into the pish category), so I usually stick to the black stuff now

Obviously not definititve, but Wikipedia does say it was PSV: Mitchell_van_der_Gaag EDIT: As does this site, with a recent pic.... he really doesn't look the same without the hair

We bought him from PSV and sold him to Utrecht, but he spent half of his time at PSV out on loan, and was never a regular first team player during the other half. So his time at Maritimo probably was the peak of his playing career. His time at Fir Park aside, of course

Gary Mac certainly hasn't set the heather alight... had to step down from the Coventry job prematurely so hard to know what he'd have done there, but got his jotters at Leeds after less than a year (despite getting to a play-off final).

For the benefit of the folk who 'don't really know', here's the document that explains the rationale: Clicky Whether or not you find it persuasive is another matter

Not really. Stewart Kerr was forced to retire with a back injury and will never play again, if that's what you were getting at...

Plenty of places. http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/sport-news/sco...78057-21703904/ http://www.sportinglife.com/football/scott...ell_Quotes.html http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id...and&cc=3888 http://www.clubcall.com/motherwell/spl-con...ims-953998.html etc.