Spiderpig

A very knowledgeable summary of our footballing talent, I bet you play fifa football on your play station quite a lot don't you 🤦‍♂️

Ooooh the 1st genuine troll post of the day is Yodo off shift now?

OK then, so are you happy we didn't or disappointed we didn't?

Eat, sleep, rave about how shit SK is, repeat...ad infinitum 🤦‍♂️

Yes I saw them all, and as I said poor finishing creating chances is the easy bit, finishing the job by scoring them is the hard bit. Nobody ever remembers how many chances a team created, it's the ones that result in goals that get the headlines.

Right just back in, where do I start with that today, yes Partick had a few opportunities but never took any of them, the 1st save Oxborough had to make was in the penalty shootout ffs so we never looked like losing that game. We were too slow apart from the spell before half time when their keeper had to brilliant saves, would like to see a replay of the 2 challenges on Robinson both looked dodgy. So all in all not a great performance but objective achieved, group winners and into the last 16, not seeded but that's irrelevant as the seeding is a farce designed for the sole purpose of keeping the ugly sisters apart. So on to the proper football next week we need to pick up our pace but I'm sure when SK has a full squad to pick from the team will look nothing like that one today.

Ooooh the prospect of a defeat and cup elimination and your all over this thread today. It's been a tough pre season for you, very few trolling opportunities to keep you busy.

All of them found their level it seems.

Well given today's results even if we win tomorrow we won't be seeded, it looks like Dundee, Aberdeen and Ross County will join the 5 European teams as the 8 seeded teams. Even if we had got the 3rd point against Montrose, we would have to beat Partick by at least 3 clear goals to overtake RC

You do realise that sensible posts like that have no place on this forum 🙂

Complimentary...not very at all by including her in with the other 3 mentioned.

Another injury to add to the list, Paton is out for at least 14 weeks https://x.com/MotherwellFC/status/1816764760672862263?t=2cVt_3QryO7wuqZ1AaLwcw&s=19

He's right up there with Tom Boyd, they think the green uglies are all theve done in their career.

We have 8pts at the moment a win on penalties would would give us 10pts, the most Clyde can get is 9. But as we are going to beat Partick it wont matter, and even if we are not seeded, a bit if luck to avoid the uglies and it's game on with any of the rest.

A bit harsh, I'm guessing he nipped your burd at some point then 🤔

According to Boyd his career started when he joined the green uglies, as if his time at Fir park and the 91 cup win never happened he's an obnoxious tosser.

Nobody is going to be brave enough to try to shout that from the stands, AVS or Stama will do just fine

This thread has went a bit strange, nobody from the doom mongers has been on labelling our latest acquisition as shite yet. It's nearly been 24 hrs since the story broke ffs what's happening?

As they say on still game " you've taken that too far" 🤐

I've had many experiences on Arran over the years, it's a great place, but nothing involving Vans 😂

Nah that's the wall where the mobile branch of the west coast dating site parks up at night.

Aye he'll be getting a decent wage and splinters on his backside warming a bench, but not a lot of actual game time. But he's an experienced international bench warmer so he'll be fine.

Unfortunate name, Sounds like a west coast dating site.

His full name will need 4 or 5 shirts I think Apostolos Vasilios Stamatelopoulos Hereafter referred to on this forum as AVS 😁

Trying too hard mate, turn your sarcasm filter down a bit.