Electric Blues

Mate, gonnae no type the single word "yes" on a match thread? Jist... gonnae no dae that?

Nice to see a debut goal from an actual striker, but Turnbull is the clear winner today.

We might actually have lost that game if not for Gillespie, but I've gone for a "welcome back" vote for Cadden.

I'd have to agree with smiddy here. A pain in the arse sometimes, maybe, but not even close to being a troll.

Well, yes, obviously. I just didn't want to give you too hard a time if you were still in primary school. Seriously, though, I'm on your side in the great Yodo war, for what it's worth.

Genuine question, mate, based on the sentence structure and your penchant for lame jokes - are you twelve?

One league defeat in the last 9, with 7 (seven) wins. Not even the wildest-eyed optimist would have predicted that two months ago, so I guess anything's possible.

Don't speak too soon. Livi are still just three points behind us, with a better goal difference. Shame we didn't bang in another 4 or 5 in the second half but, hey, mustn't grumble.

Hello... hello,,, is that Paddy Power...?

I've secretly got my heart set on 7. Another 1 or 2 before half-time and I might even put money on it.

On a semi-related note, I hope Dundee don't get relegated. Those 9-12 points (depending on respective post-split positions) are even more nailed on for us next season if Tanner's back.

Aldred starts, Main back in - so back to the team that won the last eleventy-twelve games in a row.

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, And wisdom to know the difference."

The more times I see that winning goal the more I'm reminded of Shane Warne's dismissal of Mike Gatting with "the ball of the century" at Old Trafford. The expression of disbelief on Gatting's face looked strangely familiar too.

We had Dennis Nilsen on the books at one time. Oh no, tell a lie, that was Gunnar Nielsen.

Better yet! ETA: St Mirren - ooft.

All aboard the Motherwell Juggernaut!

If WE don't know, neither will Saints. Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise. Our *two* weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency. Our *three* weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency...

I guess, indirectly, that every other bottom 6 team dropped points today.

Delighted for big Curtis, absolutely delighted, but let's not get carried away here.

And here I thought marijuana was still illegal in Texas

Hey pal, no need for that, don't shoot the messenger. I think you're great, it's Steve who thinks you're a dildo.

I bumped into Robinson yesterday and he told me he's picking Grimshaw solely in order to wind you up because he thinks you're a dildo.

Just in from a really shit day at work, but now I'm wandering about with a huge smile on my face, which is making the wife very suspicious for some reason. I really don't dare tell her it's because I fucking love David Turnbull!

Well, that's this year's business plan right up the fucking Swanee.