Electric Blues

And to think people slagged off the Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Challenge Cup.

Played six, won six. Sum boi.

At least that would be twenty seconds well spent.

I'm not saying I still wake up in a cold sweat to this day, but I'm faintly surprised that I don't. That match was my first real exposure to 'Well fan PTSD.

I quite agree, and ignoring the Old Firm (and god knows I try to) we've scored ten without reply in the last two months which is hugely encouraging. My point, if indeed I even had one, was that what we ourselves do matters more than whether other teams ship a barrow load. That said, Kilmarnock have conceded just four goals against the Old Firm in three games now, and even took a point off Celtic along the way, and I'd be an even happier camper if I thought we had a decent chance of doing the same next week.

No such luck. With hindsight, a better approach would have been for us to not concede five to that same Rangers in the first place,

Brings back hitherto-repressed memories of the Malpas teams.

At least Hamilton got more than three hours notice.

I knew you were going to say that.

You should also mute the unintelligible commentary and pause the programme at random intervals for that authentic streaming experience.

Reduction ad absurdum

Has Jermaine ever done a porno, though? On second thoughts, don't answer that!

He brought on Hylton in the 54th minute and I knew the game was gone. It's hard to believe that wasn't even the worst substitution of the game.

Patience, there's still anther week of practising throw ins to get through first. I thought the starting eleven did really well and, despite the occasional individual snafus which were shared around fairly equally, it was a solid performance. The occasional errors were counterbalanced by some moments of actual skill. Other than the general toothlessness up front the only worry is that not one single substitution looked like an improvement.

We'd need to get a Lanarkshire goalie in to do the European Cup final properly. Sorry, Trev.

That's the pioneer spirit! It'll be belting when it's done, looking forward to seeing the finished article. Just don't accidentally sit on it after having a few pints to celebrate completion.

They're talking up Ian Baraclough as a front runner too. What times we live in! https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52383755

Because then we might not be third, and being third as it stands just might come in useful in certain future league scenarios.

You are of course entirely entitled to your opinion, just like every other poster. In that vein then, and just for what it’s worth, my opinion is that you should fuck off.

A cracker from Lukas Jutkiewicz tonight for Birmingham, not too dissimilar to this little number. (Any excuse! )

I hope this is some sort of cunning rope-a-dope tactic. No shots on target in the first half is not unprecedented this season, but I'm fairly sure that no shots at all would be a new development.

That plastic shit-tip would not be my first choice of park on which to relaunch the newly-bionic Mr Turnbull.