I would imagine they've used a bleeding-edge quantum computer to analyse the outcomes across all possible multiverses simultaneously, before confirming that there is no universe anywhere that sees St Mirren finish above us two seasons running.
I always forget about you proper ex-pats!
Leigh Griffiths: Celtic striker sent home from training camp over online messages
The Celtic thread on Pie & Bovril is currently coming along nicely...
I didn't know Andy personally but I feel like I did, a tribute in itself, and I've got a tear in my eye just reading through this thread.
RIP Andy, always the "Man of the Match".
Thought Foley made a big impact today, and I hope he gets the chance prove it wasn't a one off in the next couple of games. I went for Cole in the end, though, for the couple of class touches that ultimately made the difference.