johnstone

Imagine you are MFC right. ESPN phones up saying the game date has been changed. Do you think they are going to argue about this because it peefs the fans. The TV channels have every club in the country bar Man City over a barrel.

Fuck sake you need a maths degree for all this analysis shite. Is he any decent at fitbaw? If so sign him up. If not punt the funny named twanger.

I have a good feeling about Gazpuchio...

Money talks...

I have a good feeling about Gazapo...

Of course this won't be an easy game, but the hard facts of it are that Icelandic football is miles behind us in terms of domestic and international football. So in theory we should be beating them. Mind you, talk to Falkirk fans who got beat last season by a bunch farmers from Leichtienstien.

Lets face it if we can't pump this mob then we don't deserve to be in the Europa League. Who is the biggest name in the Icelandic league these days?

Doubt Everton would want Reynolds. 90% of me thinks he is away, but I do think the Reynolds touting by Brown is some kind of plan to get Lukas long term.

Anyone think that if we sell Reynolds we will then sign Lukas?

Murphy, McGugh, Page and Hutchison will be top players this season I feel. Also keep an eye out for Pollock and Meechan both I think might break into the first team at some point.

If he is as good as Davor Suker then we will be laughing. Gazapo sounds like something you would mix into a pasta dish. I have a good feeling about him.

Can't believe you went to all the effort of typing that! I am sure he will be on soon to answer...

Christ no! He was shite.

You are so far away from the real world you must be sitting in Pluto typing this. We have no money to sign players. So we have to be a bit more savvy in the transfer market. I also think Boyle is not going down the route of funding players wages anymore so we have to focus on youth players. Also what exactly do you see as a 'quality' signing? There is no harm in sourcing out of contract players and bringing them in on trial, this is a great way to sign players in my book. So for you to come on a criticise thhe club for doing this baffles me. At least we are not signing Jack Ross or Mark Burchill. Think about it that way.

Think he is a right back. Got a couple of games for them last season. Would certainly be 'worth a punt' EDIT - In fact he didn't get a couple of games last season. I am thinking of someone else. Might not be worth a punt then.

Where did Motherwell suddenly get upwards of a million pounds to spend on a player? Realistically we can't sign a single player in the World Cup. Not One.

Was he part of a big mac meal? Why even put that picture up on the site? Anyway good news all the same.

Amazing work from Motherwell. Hateley has the potential to be a huge player for us. Apart from his wee dip at the end of the season he was excellent in a variety of roles. Well done to the club on this.

Are Hammell and Craigan holding hands....saucy! As for the strip. Not a fan of the v neck, but the rest of it I like.

Who was the last player to do that for us. From memory I think Skippy got about 17 and Porter 18. Not sure about Faddy. I would say any Motherwell striker who gets into double figures for the season has done very well.

He scored 10 goals last season. Not bad for your full debut season in the SPL?

100% correct. Was played in the 6-1 humping at Ibrox and got his injury back. Should have been rested for longer. Hopefully though he will be back 100% next season. I say we play him up front!

What clubs?

See if I give you the money what part of Ruddy do I own? Also see if I need a goalkeeper for fives - can I hire him for the hour for free? In fact it might be worth putting out a terms and conditions so that we at least know what we can do with the half a million we all raise.

This is the perfect example where us being in Europe is more attractive a proposition than playing for relegation fodder. EDIT - is he also out of contract in the Summer?