Also, the BBC Sport website (on their rolling transfer deadline day newsfeed) they have a "Football Manager computer game expert".
This is what he had to say on Chelsea's rumoured signing Papy Djilobodji...
"Physically strong and good in the air, this limited defender is not exactly a marquee signing and is rated by FM as being no more than a good Championship level player with little scope for improvement. He’s valued at just over £1m and can be bought from Nantes for little over that. In my longest save, he never leaves the French club and never averages over 7.00 in a season, suggesting that Chelsea’s mooted purchase is a little panicky."
Absolutely bizarre stuff.