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Lies. You would have been on here moaning about the lack of Euro cash needed to bring in players to our "Paper Thin Squad" (copyright - every panicking poster on here).

Aye, we beat them in the Texaco Cup.

I still regard Dundee Utd. as provincial. So no.

As opposed to spending money on a summer holiday? Why more income? The only reports I have ever read about summer football showed that the crowd size didn't change. The only difference for the telly is that SPL games would be shuffled around the schedule so the Olympics/Cricket/Boat Race could be shown. And there is no way any English club who had just finished a season would loan out any knackered player for more the summer. The easiest way to improve football for the fans is bring back standing and kick off at 3pm every Saturday. That's too easy for the authorities, however, so they are looking at everything but that.

I'm at the South PoleI'm at the South Pole You're no' You're no'

Real Mallorca by the sound of it.

Page spoiled my 2 - 0 predicition, but I'll settle for that.

The Inland Revenue must be incredibly dense to let all these football clubs fiddle the attendance figures. You think they would have caught on by now.

Or you can be cheap and sign up for a free trial at: http://www.ukproxyserver.co.uk/info/free-trial-request/ It worked pretty well the last time I tried it.

Bloody Hell. I was in a meeting until 3pm (8pm Fir Park time) and come back to see us 2 up. I missed all the excitement.

And even fewer remember a 2% full Hampden in a cup replay against Queen's Park. Fir Park is the only sensible option.

Brown will have read this and will play a 4-2-1-3 formation. (It's the new 4-2-3-1, you know). End result is a 2 - 0 win for us in a very tight game.

Rent boy?

Or fans that held a season ticket when we were struggling to finish 6th in the First Division under Ally MacLeod? When were held to 0 - 0 at Boghead on a wet Wednesday evening I don't remember any of the 100 or so supporters moaning about Euro briefs.

¿Es eso Psycho1991?

I get that. I just don't remember any shrewd transfer deals he has made in the past as a manager.

Casagolda will be the new Spanish Greek.

Better than yourself, it would seem.

We have 33 players listed on the sponsorship page. I know they aren't all challenging for the first team, but we're not in dire straits yet. Of course the squad needs to be strengthened, but better the guy gets some playing time than sitting in the stand. If nothing else, it will give him more experience if we need to draft him in later in the season.

I said when Broon took over that he was the man to get us to end of the season, but I had my doubts about his ability to bring in new players and take us forward. We're not in a terrible state, but I still need convincing he has Gannonesque signing skills.

Aye, I think that's a fairly standard approach and about as fair as it can be.

It costs me about 600 quid to travel to any home game. Do I get priority too?

Another pre-season panic thread. If I was a manager, even if I had money to spend, I wouldn't be telling anyone - especially Real Radio. The bigger the budget you say you have, the more a prospective player/agent is going to look for. Let's just wait and see who is in the squad when the transfer window closes before we reach for the Valium.

Does the new smiley ring any bells?

Love his career stats: 4 seasons, played 65 mins total, goals 0. He could be the new Bruce Cleland.