Mad Dog

Very smart Wullie, would definitely like to see us in something like that.

Take off faeces and excrement - way too formal - replace them with keich and ploppy and you're on to a winner. Seat the Blackadder fans at the Ploppy Table....

Stephen is a talented stopper in the Andy Goram mould The chap is twice the size Goram was but it still made me chuckle.

Designed to have a dig at Andy Goram?

Funny that.... considering he never played a single minute for Leeds in the four years he was there.... However, he's available, he's free, he wouldn't be expecting a high wage, so maybe we could offer him a trial? Or at the very least offer him our facilities to keep fit and keep an eye on him?He seems to have been a fans favourite at Barrow, Ayr and Crewe.

Just wait 'til they play Legia and Henrik tears him to pieces.... Nothing against Tom, just think that defending wasn't always his strong point.

Aye, always thought he was a decent keeper at Hearts, doing well this season too.

Think I watched that game on tv, did he curl it into the far corner? Twaddle and Townsley playing too? Memory is a bit fuzzy these days.

Yeah, probably should have asked about the best refs in Scotland instead, would have been much easier and with fewer replies too.

Still injured isn't he? Cummings is away too, don't know who would fill in?

Thanks to fizoxy for finding this video. First nominee is Andrew Waddell for playing advantage to Killie but not 'well, giving a free-kick against Killie for a sliced clearance (deeming it a back-pass) and giving Killie a penalty for a blatant dive. [yt] [/yt]

How could he play advantage to Killie and then stop play when the Cobra was through on goal?? In addition to the worst 'well XI I think we need a worst ref thread too!

Start chanting "Carswell for Scotland" every game, maybe the East Stand Bois could do a wee banner for him too. Won't make the blindest bit of difference to Strachan but at least it will give Carswell a boost and let him know that his efforts are appreciated by the fans.

No Bart Verheul either....

If memory serves Joe McLeod scored in the '91 Cup run so perhaps that should let him off.... Danny Murphy was it? One of three Oirish duds signed by Coco the Clown. Not sure of the other two - something Molloy was one of them? Can't remember now.

Perhaps he'd be willing to accept the role of No.2 to Harri Kampmann?

Casagolda up front and Fraser in net?

If Hearts accept relegation as a certainty and terminate the contract of their senior players this month how about Wilson in for Hutchy? Could do a job....

Hollis is out of contract in the summer so perhaps a cheeky wee pre-contract agreement could be arranged for Twardzik??

Regarding Twardzik; would Dundee be really be willing to let him go?

Purely based on the highlights alone, I don't think I've ever seen a worse player than Piccolo. A one-man wrecking squad on Thistle's game-plan i.e. keep it tight at the back!!

Might have to dust off those Tom Hateley Missing Person posters and give them to Tranny. No sign of him yet again....

Somehow the great Badge-Kissing Debate seems rather irrelevant now....

Come on lads, feel his pain. He must've really wanted that prize....

Lawson seems to be getting back to the player he was last season and has also had a few decent pops from distance recently. 1-0 Lawson.