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Quick two paracetamol and a wee lie down in a darkened room and the pain will ease. But Stevie will still have been a shite keeper.

Ouch 😞

Aye ,you should know.

Best for thrills Terry Butcher. Best for the Club ,signed Davie Cooper and a cup winner Tommy McLean. Worst by a mile Maurice Mr Charisma Malpas.

Hello this is Motherwell FC here. We are enquiring about your striker(insert name here) How much to buy him ,please. Is that the same MFC that just sold their youth player for £4.5 million and their bank account is bursting. Lets just say think of a number and double it , yous can well afford it . Seriously , the manager is bound to have ideas for a long time on who would be available and who he would like to sign when the Miller money came in. It will be interesting to see how it goes in the next weeks.

And eating his dinner at Da Claudio every week.

Watch you don't knock off your Motherwell bunnet patting yourself on the back.

Turnbull money went on pitch and stand improvements, looking back . It was best decision as the pitch is probably one of best in league now ,no more flooding, from being one of the worst. Stand improvements were a requirment and ok. Now is time to invest in training infrastructure I would think , incomming player budget for a change and bank rest for a rainy day. Pray for a cup run or two as well.

Where have you been for the last four or five seasons he's full of it ......... I mean them jokes.

Scottish education at its best 👌

Sheltered childhood then , huh .

Hey, I resemble that remark you know.

Glad to know we have people in charge that care 👍

Aye right, just like some smart arses on here.

Its the shitty boots they wear now.

Hello 👋. Is there anybody there.

Let us all know when you start then ,please.

Aw naw , shouting at the managers family when we don’t win , started already has it .

Offload him now

stam is fukin rotten

If only. 😪

Wow, what a guy. I can’t even talk my missus into paying for the Chinese take away on a Friday night.

Pretty obvious he wants to go abroad then 🙄

Better get his finger out and start scoring again , his career is moving quickly on to it's twilight years.

Easy solution. Invest in the club as well as saving money and buy a season ticket. 👏