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We’re going to get papped out of Europe at a canter no matter who we face. Europe is a big thing for the club on paper and we have deserved the qualification spot, but for me the reward was how good we were when we were at our best this season and the big results that went with it. Our ‘Euro tour’ will be the usual anti climax or potential humiliation as it always is for us. The big bonus from European qualification for me is a seeded spot in the last 16 of the league cup where hopefully (though it quite often doesn’t go this way for us admittedly) we can get a more favourable draw.

He's a busy boy, that Askou....

And in earlier in the season he was "just the man for Rangers" before being on his way to Aberdeen.

I’d have Russell Martin purely to see us still play better football than Rangers. That and his team building events are apparently exceptional

You did well. My A.I. gave me John McGlynn, Scott Brown and Russell Martin.

Is Luc Nijholt still a phone call away ?

It's effectively the close season. The papers have nothing to write about. Take any player from any team who the footballing press have noticed, link them to both Celtic and Rangers in an article with no reference source, hey presto. Clicks ! Next week it'll be Barney Stuart, some cunt from Hearts and some other clubs 'Player of the Year' winners. Remember, it was only a couple of days ago, our manager was going to Celtic.

Might as well just promote Eythor.

And with VAR

Patrick Kluivert still available?

Wot, no Ian McCall? AI must be crapola 🤔...........

Under most circumstances I agree about not wanting to sell our players to teams in the same league. If one of them came in with an offer of say, 4 million, for a player we picked up for free and who had given us an outstanding season, I'd be OK with that and chalk it up as a cracking bit of business.

Too many people making hilarious jokes about Pep instead.

Vikings. I can thoroughly recommend the series. A bit of their adventurous spirit would do us just fine.

Were they no all in Abba

What about Simo, its been over 12 hrs now since JBA left and Valakari has not been mentioned 😂

Its organised by UEFA so the draw process will be an incomprehensible shambles, as you say it should be fun to watch.

I'd happliy opt for a Ragnar, Bjorn or Haakon.

I've read enough. Anyone with the name Jørgen is good in my book, get him in 😁

As seedings and matches for early rounds are preset early, a non seed beating a seed simply replaces that beaten seed in the next round. No reseeding takes place. I think up to round 3 but it may last longer than that. So we could end up being non seeded and play another non seed depending on earlier results. Whatever, it should be fun watching how it plays out.

I put your criteria into AI - here's a shortlist of 4, from which Jorgen Vik has potential . 🟢 Tier 1 — Strong Fit, Most Realistic Alfred Johansson — Rosenborg BK (Swedish, 35) The profile almost writes itself. A UEFA Pro Licence holder with a sports science degree, Johansson came through the FC Copenhagen academy system before being appointed Rosenborg head coach in December 2023 — the same pathway Jens walked. His preferred system is a 4-3-3 attacking setup, with a focus on developing young talent and innovative tactics. He has just signed a contract extension with Rosenborg through 2028, so there'd be a cost — but for a club heading into Conference League football, that conversation is worth having. Swedish, ambitious, progressive. Exactly the profile. Jørgen Vik — Tromsø IL (Norwegian, 35) A local boy from Tromsø, Vik spent four years as assistant at the club before being promoted to head coach in 2024. He currently has Tromsø sitting top of the Eliteserien — a remarkable achievement with a club of limited resources. His contract runs until December 2026, meaning the timing could work perfectly. His record — 20 wins, 4 draws, 11 losses in 35 games — shows someone capable of building something. Less well-travelled than Jens was, but the upward trajectory is very similar. 🟡 Tier 2 — Interesting, Worth Exploring Sindre Tjelmeland — Molde FK (incoming) (Norwegian, 36) This is the Jens blueprint almost exactly. Tjelmeland was mentored into coaching by Kjetil Knutsen at Åsane, took IK Start through nearly 100 games in the Norwegian second division, then joined IFK Göteborg as assistant before moving to Lech Poznań under Niels Frederiksen. He's described by Lech's sporting director as "one of the most talented Scandinavian coaches of the new generation" — ambitious, tactically sharp, always seeking growth. He's just been appointed Molde head coach starting May 24, so it's immediately off the table — but worth monitoring if that move doesn't bed in quickly. Stefan Billborn — IFK Göteborg (Swedish) Currently in his second season at IFK Göteborg in the Allsvenskan. Göteborg are underperforming relative to their stature and Billborn may be looking for a fresh challenge. Less of a name than the others but fits the Scandinavian, possession-minded profile.

Absolutely this ^^^

Aye, but we dont have to like it! 😜😜😜 Hopefully that wont happen though. I dont want any of our guys staying in Scotland when they move on. Im sure they would be much happier in England or abroad! 😜😜😜